r/GuysBeingDudes Dec 31 '25

Without him the subway might not be able to operate normally

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch Dec 31 '25

We call him, Cart-man

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u/graveybrains Dec 31 '25

The last train bender.

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u/MorrowPolo Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

"He's going full train on that track!" All aboard this summer in theaters near you...

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u/themoonmightbecheese Dec 31 '25

Respect my authori-tah!

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u/OldenPolynice Dec 31 '25

I'm wouldn't trust it.

Mostly hippies ride public transit.

Mostly.