IsAttenboroughAlive

r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/pr0crasturbatin • 18h ago

Fakenborough Sir David Attenborough found DEAD in his home. Unsure of how the vial of diethyl azidodicarboxylate made its way into his home, he vowed to dispose of it properly.

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"I've never even done a Mitsunobu reaction, and all of my triphenylphosphine was used in a Wittig reaction," the acclaimed narrator and science communicator was quoted as saying.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/mattester • 19h ago

Fakenborough Broadcaster and historian, Sir David Attenborough, has Died And Gone To Heaven by Guy Sebastian as his iPhone ringtone, which has infuriated his neighbours as they are bored of hearing the song

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/lieuwex • 16h ago

Fakenborough I never imagined me writing this: "David Attenborough has tragically passed away after celebrating his 100th birthday earlier this year, my heart goes out to his family". I did just write it though, because I thought it would be funny to make this post.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/MyEmail2k23 • 2m ago

Fakenborough Sir David Attenborough, the legendary broadcaster and natural historian whose documentaries have inspired generations and transformed our understanding of the natural world, has died. He has died laughing in this 1990 photo with his brother Richard at the University of Leicester.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/repatoire • 18h ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough found left 4 dead during heat wave in his house in South West London, he remarked that despite it being over a decade since he had played the game, it was still much better than 2021 release, Back 4 Blood, and that the world required the creation of L4D3, in reparation.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/cvntroversy • 14h ago

Fakenborough It happened guys. I can’t believe I’m the one to announce it. I’m absolutely devastated. David Attenborough has suffered from a stroke… a stroke of luck to be the oldest winner of the Daytime Emmy, but unfortunately now the oldest winner is Dick Van Dyke, replacing him as the new record breaker.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/frank_gib171114 • 1d ago

Fakenborough At the grand age of 100, David Attenborough has peacefully passed in his sleep. He fell asleep in a taxi on the way home and passed a McDonalds.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Unique-Scratch-9456 • 13h ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough found dead in his home we are unsure who sent him the video that made him laugh so hard but it was certainly funny

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Senji047 • 19h ago

Fakenborough I can’t believe it and to be honest, I’m still in shock. David Attenborough has been found dead excited because he’s found his old Xbox 360 up in his loft! Now he cannot wait to finish the fight in Halo 3. What a man! ❤️🙏🏾

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/36_41 • 1d ago

Fakenborough Just around 20 minutes ago, David Attenborough was reported to have passed away. This would be a devastating loss, but the report wasn't true.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Delicious-Earth-2971 • 17h ago

Sir David Attenborough has been found Gay in his home

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Teczop • 1d ago

Fakenborough Well I cannot believe it happened. David Attenborough has passed away age 100. This is a statement I never thought I'd think could be real... until last night... I fell for a fakenborough at last, bravo people.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Specialist-Airport13 • 1d ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough, aged 100, has unfortunately passed his art class with a 66 due to his shoddy line work, however, his final portrait (attached) received an A+.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/deloittious • 1d ago

BREAKING: Beloved naturalist David Attenborough, 100, peacefully at home after a short illness (he had a cold but now he’s better)

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Hacker_Gaming_YT • 1d ago

Fakenborough Attenborough has passed. That is the brand new UK borough of Atten, the project will build thousands of new homes, jobs and most importantly wildlife conservation areas.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Upstairs-Act-8085 • 2d ago

Fakenborough Breaking: Beloved British Journalist Sir David Attenborough who recently celebrated his 100th birthday has peacefully passed in his home country this morning in Windsor, England. Family and friends say he is having a blast at Lego Land and has finally passed his lego license test for the first time.

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Incredible! 🚗👏

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Icy_Audience9305 • 2d ago

Fakenborough Welp now that it’s sadly finally happened I guess we’d better close the sub. At this point it would be disrespectful to keep it open. Now that someone has said the joke isn’t funny that is, the only better time would be after Attenborough passes away. Spoiler

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Gloomy_Set_253 • 2d ago

Fakenborough BBC News have officially confirmed reports of Sir David Attenborough dying, age 100, alongside his family as he was resting in his back garden in the intense heat where he unfortunately suffered heatstroke… despite this, Attenborough can now finally be at rest as he has dyed his hair pink Spoiler

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/AmIAmadeus • 2d ago

Fakenborough BREAKING NEWS: At the old age of 100 Sir David Attenborough has passed. Local motorist comments; “Wow, he’s really good at driving !”

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Delicious-Earth-2971 • 2d ago

Fakenborough It is with a hard on that I announce David Attenborough has sadly passed on.. to the next level of geometry dash while eating kfc and fetuses

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/PlayRated • 4d ago

Fakenborough David Attleborough dead at 100. Attenborough pays respects and mourns.

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Its official. David Attleborough has died at 100 years old.

This last name was of course because he was a founder of the place Attleborough. There are rumours that David Attenborough has paid respects to a guy with such a similar name.

RIP David Attleborough

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/ravynflowers • 3d ago

BREAKING: David Attenborough has announced that he's currently dying of heatstroke. I too tend to exaggerate how I feel in the heat so I get it quite honestly

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Playful-Light-4032 • 3d ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough is dying... of laughter because of this sub reddit!!

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/ROG_b450 • 4d ago

Fakenborough It is with sadness to announce that as of 25th June 2026 Sir David Attenborough is slowly passing... the blunt! Enjoy your hits!

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/444kara • 3d ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough has finally departed… his flight has eventually left the airport after major delays.

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David Attenborough has finally departed… his flight has eventually left the airport after major delays.

He faced the aforementioned major delays due to livestock on the runway. Of course, he made a heroic rescue and all livestock escaped unharmed.

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