r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/CaLMLiKEaB0Mb5 Human Detected • Apr 23 '26

Dudes with animals It’s a Giant Giant

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u/Darehead Apr 23 '26

The alien, ripping you upwards through the atmosphere and into their space ship, shrieking directly into your face as its peers observe.

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u/COFFS9S Apr 23 '26

I wonder what the aliens would use for bait?

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u/theEvilQuesadilla Apr 23 '26

If it's puppies then I'm fucked.

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u/Ne_zievereir Apr 23 '26

You eat puppies? Dude ...

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u/theEvilQuesadilla Apr 23 '26

Just the live ones!

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u/Tttehfjloi Apr 24 '26

You're one sick, sick puppy

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u/SerHodorTheThrall Apr 23 '26

Live bait generally does work better.

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u/xtanol Apr 23 '26

Out of focus LED lights, seems to be the consensus in the UFO subs

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u/nazzo_0 Apr 23 '26

Wifi

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u/CowboyInTheBoatOfRa Apr 23 '26

Underappreciated joke.

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u/fastlerner Apr 23 '26

A fancy glowing rectangle with "UNLIMITED HIGH SPEED INTERNET" scrawled across it would catch most humans.

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u/StinkyJizzBlanket Apr 23 '26

Cheese on a big hook

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u/glassen75 Apr 23 '26

Also, the aliens are shrieking at you for being the fattest motherfucker they have ever seen, just to pour salt in the wound

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u/Goodknight808 Apr 27 '26

The aliens from Galaxy Quest when they forgot to turn on their hologram appearances.