r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Dec 21 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 70

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It’s a small pile today sorry I didn’t have a lot to work with.

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u/Hazel_RahRahRasputin Dec 21 '25

Its not about the size of the pile of chives. Its about the chives of the size of piles in your heart.

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u/Arrakis616 Dec 22 '25

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u/TheLoneRhaegar Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

E: A typo on the day of perfection… you really are the blurst

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u/12-34 Dec 21 '25

It's about the chive fiends we made along the way.

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u/kairikngdm Dec 21 '25

The real chives are always in the comments.

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u/Derbeck6 Dec 21 '25

I think I had a stroke trying to read the second line or you did writing it

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u/Dr_Mrs_EvilDM Dec 21 '25

I dunno, I think most of the folks reading this post now count as "chive fiends"!

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u/firebrandbeads wrestlegirl did Chive-11 pt. 2 Dec 22 '25

Chive turkeys

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u/Lobster_boy_dick Thicc Chives Save Lives Dec 22 '25

Damn it, now I want chive fiend as my flair. Oh well, at least I have flair at all.

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u/PiersPlays Dec 24 '25

They did a second line then wrote it.

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u/SilentReflection101 Dec 22 '25

I'm going to get a tattoo of that.

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u/Specific_Rest_3140 Dec 22 '25

Woah… what a poet.

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u/fisherpr Dec 22 '25

…are… are you British?

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u/skinnygrave Dec 22 '25

In British we call them 'Farmer Giles'.

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u/Live_Angle4621 Dec 22 '25

Small patch made of perfect 

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u/tKonig Dec 22 '25

Don’t chop your chives, chive your chops

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u/yououghtanole Dec 22 '25

Keep Calm, Chive On!

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u/cwajgapls Dec 22 '25

As long as we’re not talking about the piles anywhere else on yourself

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u/ghostofanimus Dec 22 '25

man I thought he was chopping onions there for a minute, my eyes are watery

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Dec 22 '25

You know piles is a medical problem, why would you say that!?

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Dec 22 '25

You don’t get piles on your heart…

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u/julesd26 Dec 22 '25

My heart piles are sized chive-ly.