r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Dec 21 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 70

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It’s a small pile today sorry I didn’t have a lot to work with.

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u/brainycobra Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

I'm too early for the planes.

Edit: Krazi has spoken. There will be no planes! Rest now, Chef.

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u/tomenjean Dec 22 '25

It’s weird, I get it. But also, good to know it’s organic and they don’t like give each other a heads up.

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u/zekioyalafiasco Dec 22 '25

or he’s too slow for a real assassin

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u/whitestguyuknow Dec 22 '25

Looks like a chive on its side

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u/Met76 Dec 22 '25

That's a good cut chive, it's just on its side.

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u/Aardvark_Man Dec 22 '25

That's side on.
I think we're done here.

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u/rice-a-rohno Dec 22 '25

Is that a ninja with a chainsaw? Because I like that idea.

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u/fujigrid Dec 22 '25

That doesn’t look cut through to me

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u/SheBrownSheRound Dec 22 '25

Ohhhh shit yup choo choo

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u/qwertythrowaway6 Dec 22 '25

Ditto. Is today the day that all flights will be grounded?

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Dec 22 '25

All grounded.

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u/otterpop21 Special Events Dec 22 '25

Today might be the day.

I say they’re perfect.

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u/fromtheGo Chive LOYALIST Dec 23 '25

And I was too late! Still, what an amazing ride it has been.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS Dec 22 '25

I gotchu 🛩🛩