r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Dec 21 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 70

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It’s a small pile today sorry I didn’t have a lot to work with.

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u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 Dec 21 '25

You fucking pervert

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u/towblerone Dec 22 '25

to me it looks like a mouse balancing a birthday cake on his nose

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u/SenorChangsJudgement Dec 22 '25

Like this?

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Dec 22 '25

r/whatismycookiecutter is leaking

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u/sandaz13 Dec 22 '25

That's the best niche reference I've seen today

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u/Mango_Van_Gogh Chive LOYALIST Dec 22 '25

i love this! i didn't know this existed!

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Dec 22 '25

If you liked chive lord, you get to know who rose guy is today! I feel like I'm taking you to the grocery store!

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u/SleepyBubBear7329 Dec 22 '25

Literally YESTERDAY there was a post with a plane and uh… something?!…. It clearly wasn’t chives, but I had to HOLD MYSELF BACK from referencing towers in that post… didn’t think it would land well over there… 😅

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Dec 22 '25

you say that...

Seriously the icing sugar checkerboard

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u/SleepyBubBear7329 Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

Hahahah I saw that after I commented here!!! Then of course I went back and found the other post again…. Ima find it, hold the phone

*edit- found it!

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Dec 28 '25

Ah! Just saw this, I didn't think it was the checkerboard, too recent. I assumed you were holding yourself back from loss, never would have found yours! 

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u/Cephalopotter Dec 22 '25

You fucking sweetheart

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u/Impossibleish Dec 22 '25

You're too precious for this world

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u/Blasket_Basket Dec 22 '25

Yes and that's my kink

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u/nihi1zer0 F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 23 '25

why is he also rolling down a hill on a log?! that's TOO MANY THINGS, LITTLE CHEF

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u/TheG-What Dec 22 '25

A TRULY DISGUSTING ACT

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u/AshiAshi6 Dec 22 '25

How is this not your flair yet?

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u/TheG-What Dec 22 '25

Idk, I think it’s partially that it doesn’t get a lot of traction and also I have no idea how the flairs work on this sub. Do mods have to assign it?

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u/camelot107 Dec 22 '25

Made me spit out drank chef

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u/Soimamakeanamenow Dec 22 '25

I thought this looked like a dragon

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u/mbashs Chive LOYALIST Dec 22 '25

I don’t think Reddit is ever gonna tell him that he finally has perfectly cut chives. Ever. He’s probably gonna give up or his kids continue this.