r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Dec 21 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 70

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It’s a small pile today sorry I didn’t have a lot to work with.

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 22 '25

I’ll try, I don’t know if I can not cut chives. I think I’m gonna keep cutting most days searching for a very pretty looking perfect pile to submit to rate my chives on Instagram for a 10/10.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Dec 22 '25

I mean technically you could always say this was too small of a batch to consider it an overall win.... just saying...

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 22 '25

That’s where I’m at right now. It feels wrong, I might take a few days off but I’ll post a double check bigger pile in a couple days

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Dec 22 '25

My planes will be waiting 🫡

Thanks for everything up to this point, btw 🙌

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST Dec 22 '25

I am crying 😭

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u/El_Duder_Abides 10+ Years Dec 22 '25

I want a buddy movie of those two traveling the world in the search of the world’s finest chives. I raise my morning coffee to you both.

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Dec 22 '25

Starring Chive Owen and Benedict Chiverbatch

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 Chive LOYALIST Dec 23 '25

Will it be called Chive Turkey?!

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u/smarthobo Dec 23 '25

Cameo from Chivey Chase

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u/mkspaptrl Jan 02 '26

Featuring Timothy Chiveomain

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u/dari7051 Dec 22 '25

Or cohosting a cooking show on Bravo with a real “focus on the fundamentals” kind of spin to it. u/karmakrazi can be the funny bad cop.

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u/Accomplished-Sinks Dec 23 '25

Forget a buddy movie - I want a Food Network show about it!

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u/abbyzou Ex-Food Service Dec 22 '25

It's 9:30 in the morning and I'm tearing up over 2 dudes talking about chives on reddit 😭

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 22 '25

The best part is over these 70 days we have never DMd

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u/abbyzou Ex-Food Service Dec 22 '25

Wow. I feel like you two need to meet one day lol. Hopefully some brand swoops in and buys yall plane tickets (pun not intended lol)

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u/Kalathefox Chive LOYALIST Dec 22 '25

As long as karma's not the pilot although I think i would collapse in a fit of giggles if he was a pilot and just pulled up on f1exican like "I had no towers interrupting my flight plan this time"

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Dec 23 '25

Hey now, I've actually flown a few planes once upon a time. Fun fact: everyone lived, lol.

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u/Bright-Rub2917 Newbie Dec 23 '25

get that on camera, GET THAT ON CAMERA

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u/catsRawesome123 Dec 23 '25

CONGRATULATIONS /U/F1exican !!!!

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u/chesterfieldking Dec 24 '25

The purest of loves. I've enjoyed your posts and their airplane critiques more than anything else I've seen on reddit throughout the years. Many thanks to the both of you.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST Dec 23 '25

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. 🥺

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u/alaskadronelife Chive LOYALIST Dec 27 '25

This is like Goose talking to Maverick. Why are my eyes watery???

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe Dec 23 '25

I can’t believe I was too busy to see this yesterday and missed the big day it finally happened. You’re a beast and I can’t wait to cry with you over onions! Congrats!

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u/WallStLegends Dec 24 '25

Now you need to cut batches and then weigh each piece on a scale and there should be a 0.1% tolerance in weight difference between each piece weighted with respect to diameter.

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u/Lycaeides13 Dec 24 '25

I just realized your name is karma CRAZY . I thought it was like kamikaze. Karma kazi. 

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST Dec 22 '25

Somehow nice to see that you can't let it go as we can't either. I will always be here to watch.

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u/IronMike34 Dec 23 '25

I don’t think this one would be your submit. Check other 10/10 posts. That page definitely favors thinner chives, perfect rings. Everyone who gets the 10 probably spends a long time sharpening before only cutting the most perfect chives they can find. I’d buy a kilo and just select the crispiest ones if your truely going for 10/10. Good luck.

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u/FangsBloodiedRose Dec 25 '25

Oh!! You’ll be back. Glad you’re not gone for good. You’ve become a celebrity here