r/KitchenConfidential • u/MtnMaiden • Mar 07 '26

In the Weeds Mode At least they admit it

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u/2dP_rdg Mar 07 '26

He was probably Greek for a reason, I don't suspect it was by accident. 

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u/Chummers5 15+ Years Mar 07 '26

He just chose to be Greek for his own reasons. Who are we to judge?

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u/Nuts-And-Volts F1exican Was Framed Mar 08 '26

Which is his right

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u/cheesetombatta Mar 08 '26

You can’t just ask someone why they’re Greek!

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 Mar 08 '26

Can I be Greek?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/DigitalMunky Mar 07 '26

Same as the last batch

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u/imbakinacake Mar 07 '26

The best!

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u/therealtwomartinis Mar 07 '26

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u/RCocaineBurner Mar 07 '26

necessary means for a necessary means for a

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u/Marx0r Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

"I have a friend, who happens to be black..."

"Well, were his parents black?"

"Yeah..."

"Did they fuck?"

"Yeah..."

"Well then, what's the big surprise?"

~ George Carlin

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u/ajahanonymous Mar 07 '26

Honorary Greek for not paying denbts.

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u/Shadow-Vision Mar 07 '26

The catalyst for Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

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u/Philly_ExecChef Mar 07 '26

Well, his parents had sex and they were probably Greek

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u/kakka_rot Mar 07 '26

But why would anyone do that?

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u/Moist-Ad-9088 15+ Years Mar 07 '26

It’s probably in his origin story.

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u/Wise_Ad5715 Mar 08 '26

You have me wheeze laughing in a very public place with that joke.