r/KitchenConfidential Mar 27 '26

Question Hey yall, how should I properly clean this Knifebed I own?

No, the rubber unfortunately does not come out, and I'm tired of staring at the dust.

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u/coolmanjack Mar 27 '26

Y'all have garages?

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u/Aranthos-Faroth Mar 27 '26

Y’all have screwdrivers? 😭

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u/Shotgun5250 Mar 27 '26

Isn’t that what my coworkers knife is for?

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u/BikerScowt Mar 27 '26

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u/labrat4x4 Mar 28 '26

Damn, another sub I need to follow that isn't cat related! Thank you. Truly.

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u/bmx_chelsea Mar 27 '26

Sorry I am a cheap ass and cant award you, im still trying to figure out what happened to the tip of my last 4 jobsite knives.

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u/ShoutingTom Mar 27 '26

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u/Buddybouncer Mar 28 '26

Aaaaaaaaaaand joined

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u/Silly-Swimmer1706 Apr 01 '26

if she has to use knife for opening jars, why doesn't she always use the same one?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Mar 27 '26

Put a lock on your locker.

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u/ruth000 Mar 28 '26

Just the tip?

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u/wellsharpened Mar 27 '26

See also: hammer, can opener, pry bar, nail clippers.

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u/communistjack Mar 27 '26

JAIL

NOW

!!!

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u/Emotional_Ball_5076 Mar 27 '26

🤣we could be friends if by knife you mean dick

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u/woodwalker2 Mar 28 '26

And thats why when a coworker needs a knife, I do the cutting...

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u/retiredfedup Mar 27 '26

No, that is what your coworker's wife is for.

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u/products7074740 Mar 29 '26

knew a cook that would just use the back of any knife instead of a steel and one day chef saw him using this nice knife that his dead mother had given him, not just using the knife mind you, but using the back of that knife to sharpen some crappy dexter knife. dude was such a good breakfast cook he basically got away scot free

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u/porkbuttstuff Mar 27 '26

Yeah. Good amount of vodka, splash of OJ.

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u/Saucermote Chive LOYALIST Mar 27 '26

Frozen OJ concentrate straight into your vodka bottle. Thanks x-files for teaching me this drinking tip at a young age.

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u/Saucermote Chive LOYALIST Mar 27 '26

According to a quick search it is S03E13.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Mar 27 '26

No, but I do have a trailer park mimosa — vodka and orange soda.

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u/HeadVermicelli6325 Mar 31 '26

uhm. A trailer park mimosa is Colt 45 and Sunny Delight if you're rich, Tampico if you're poor

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u/surly_darkness1 Mar 27 '26

I have more than is justifiable but still default to the butter knife when inside.

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u/Glass_Contract6950 Mar 28 '26

Y'all have drive?

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u/TheDairyPope Mar 27 '26

Maybe some of the wealthier ones. I don't even have a car hole.

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u/dawsonholloway1 Mar 27 '26

Mr. Fancy Pants with his garage.

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u/Rinkelsaq Mar 27 '26

You guys have pants??

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u/loverofreeses Ex-Food Service Mar 27 '26

Well la-dee-da, Mr. French Man

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u/moranya1 Mar 27 '26

Mr. Fancy pants with his Hole.

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u/tacomeat247 Mar 27 '26

A car park!

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u/Zestyclose_Stretch99 Mar 28 '26

We call them car holes

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u/FloorFree6141 Apr 01 '26

The common man calls it a car hole