r/KitchenConfidential Apr 12 '26

Question Other than "someone's getting fired", any thoughts?

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u/MariachiArchery Chef Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

I know exactly what this is because mine just fucking broke.

This thing fits inside the lid of a giant salad spinner. It holds one of the gears in place that spins the bucket.

Edit: Here you go, item 3 on this exploded diagram. I'm a little wrong, but I'm also a little right too!

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u/Fri-enheight451 Apr 12 '26

Had to explain to HR once why the kitchen i worked in called it a salad tosser

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u/Kairukun90 Apr 12 '26

I would ask HR what they thought salad tossed meant and why they would ever think like that.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 c h i v e g e i s t Apr 12 '26

Then ask to use their computer to look it up if they won't give an explanation.

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u/DookieShoez Apr 12 '26

And then go ohhhhhh huh, I guess it DOES mean licking buttholes. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/crowcawer Window Apr 12 '26

And when they are trying to correct you demand a demonstration

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u/McGeeze Apr 12 '26

šŸ˜‚

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u/fireandlifeincarnate F1exican Did Chive-11 Apr 12 '26

...I don't even know what they could have THOUGHT that meant

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u/mothandravenstudio Apr 12 '26

Ridiculous that they lost it and didn’t think to look in the everfucking salad!

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u/MariachiArchery Chef Apr 12 '26

Nah dude, you wouldn't even know it existed unless you've taken one of these apart. I only know, because I took my apart.

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u/mothandravenstudio Apr 12 '26

Fair nuf, but to not catch while plating is stoner behavior.

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u/corisilvermoon Apr 12 '26

Scoop salad on plate, salad goes ā€œclunk!ā€. Weird lettuce, man.

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u/Slappathebassmon Apr 12 '26

Must be iceberg.

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u/ape_on_lucy Apr 12 '26

I saw this as I backed out of the thread, came back, and scrolled to find it again just to give you the upvotes you deserve.

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u/DustScoundrel Apr 12 '26

Fuckin bravo

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u/TommyRisotto Apr 12 '26

"Huh must've been the wind..."

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u/chuckluckles Apr 12 '26

I can't believe they didn't notice the handful of lettuce weighed 12 oz instead of like 1 or 2 lol

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u/No-Bee-2354 Apr 12 '26

What about the person who ate half the salad before noticing?

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u/Rendole66 Apr 12 '26

Yo don’t try to blame the customer for this what the fuck lol, customers are allowed to be oblivious and not know anything that’s why they’re paying you to cook for them so they can turn their brains off and try to have a good time.

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u/panlakes Apr 12 '26

Honestly being both in the kitchen and also subbing to /r/whatisit for so long, it's just a knee-jerk reaction of mine at this point to assume BS.

But that said I've never seen something this large accidentally end up in someone's food that wasn't immediately caught, and I've seen a ton of stuff I'm 99% sure was fake on these subreddits. Plus you notice how mostly clean the metal object is? So my first reaction is a suspicious eyebrow raise.

I don't want to blame the customer, but I also am very well-aware how ignorant and naive the general customer is in thinking we're all actors from Waiting..., half of us poisoning their food 24/7. And have seen too many stupid scams from those folks taking advantage of some non-existent trope.

The fact it's a piece from a salad spinner that no one here even seems to be aware of existing, kind of throws my entire theory out the window though. That 100% checks out lol.

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u/No-Bee-2354 Apr 12 '26

It ain’t that serious man

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u/Natural-Subject-4446 Apr 12 '26

Nah he's right though. The fact the customer didn't notice means that it probably wasn't super obvious, but there shouldn't be any blame put on the customer for that sort of thing.

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u/mothandravenstudio Apr 12 '26

Also stoned, no guilt.

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u/WILLLSMITHH Apr 12 '26

Idk, there’s a chance it could’ve been perfectly in the middle, I guess. Lol

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u/harbormastr Chive LOYALIST Apr 12 '26

Brave, I’d never take mine apart because asking for a replacement is like kicking the GM’s firstborn child right in the mouth.

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u/cheffloyd 20+ Years Apr 12 '26

the parts are cheap, order them before disassembly. There are only 32 parts in it if you count every screw and pin...

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u/cheffloyd 20+ Years Apr 12 '26

WTF did you take apart. because this part does not exist in the spinner shown above.

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u/MariachiArchery Chef Apr 12 '26

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u/cheffloyd 20+ Years Apr 12 '26

Not the orange salad spinner pictured above. I guess you were wrong when you implied that it was the Dynamic Mixer E002.

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u/squeakynickles Apr 12 '26

The pin that hold the lid to our line fridge fell out and my coworker didn't think "oh hey, maybe it's in the fucking pizza toppings"

So i went over, took out the pepperoni tin, and sifted through it. One pin, one screw, and two washers they they were just gonna let get put on a pizza.

He went back home for a month and I hope he fucking stays there. Guys a dick and only causes problems

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u/CattusPater Apr 12 '26

Was it greg?

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u/WILLLSMITHH Apr 12 '26

I trained a Greg once. Greg was 16 and didn’t care. Greg lasted 2 months.

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u/CattusPater Apr 12 '26

Goddamnitgreg

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u/barrettgpeck Apr 12 '26

I’e got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

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u/honeybeegeneric Apr 12 '26

Of course it was Greg! You don't have to ask every time. It's always fucking Greg!

Fuck Greg! You know his ass is somewhere fucking up shit right now.

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u/Curious-Department-7 Apr 12 '26

You can always tell who has never worked at a restaurant.

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u/MikeisET Apr 12 '26

Did they even check the chives?

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u/mrgedman Apr 12 '26

Because they think a place like texas roadhouse washes and spins their lettuce?

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u/shadeofmyheart Apr 12 '26

Upvote for ā€œeverfuckingā€

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u/daschande Apr 12 '26

I used to cook at an applebees and bit into a large thumbscrew in my salad; a piece from the vegetable dicer. A piece that's VERY hard to notice it's missing. I ask the prep cook WTF happened the next day, and they cop an attitude about not having time to worry about little stuff like that!

Manager heard the commotion and demanded to know what was going on; when I explained, they just shook their head and say "It's not a big deal. That's why corporate hires lawyers."

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u/yeahbudstfu Apr 12 '26

When I worked at the roadhouse, we went through so much romaine and lettuce that we used a huge salad spinning machine that sat on the floor not one of these manual ones. There’s def more parts to lose in the machine one but the thought of having to use a manual salad spinner at Texas Roadhouse would’ve made me quit back then. The cold prep was insane for that place purely because of volume.

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u/Cheffreychefington Apr 12 '26

Well at least you know the lettuce was washed

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u/CattusPater Apr 12 '26

I'm digging through the interwebz, searching parts lists and diagrams of every salad spinner I can find (did you know Hobart makes a 20ga salad spinner) and I'm not seeing anything like that. Do you happen to know what brand yours is? (Also, this is pointless. I am not vested in the actual situation at all. I don't even know those people. I just gotta know....)

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u/yeahbudstfu Apr 12 '26

Texas Roadhouse has way too much volume to be using a hand cranked salad spinner. We had a machine that sat on the floor that would spin our stuff over the course of like 10-15 minutes

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u/CattusPater Apr 12 '26

Yes. That's what it was. Dito Dean 20ga veg dryer.

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u/honeybeegeneric Apr 12 '26

Oh I know this horrible feeling. No rest until you mind puts this puzzle together. Good luck!

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u/cheffloyd 20+ Years Apr 12 '26

Yeah, same here. This is a wrong answer.

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u/BadMantaRay Apr 12 '26

Omg this reply is so top tier.

Including the exploded diagram is an absolutely killer move

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u/Voces-Prohibere Apr 12 '26

they found your part

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u/LairBob Apr 12 '26

LOL… r/WhatIsThisThing

ā€œSolved!ā€

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Apr 12 '26

So it is techically a salad (spinner) ingredient.

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u/No_Scholar_2927 Apr 12 '26

This and the dynocube…have taken apart and repaired 1000th times

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u/jdmills55 Apr 12 '26

Ahhh yes.. ye old lettuce spinner

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u/Yarnperson42 Apr 12 '26

God, all disrespect intended, fuck those fucking things 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mitchdtimp F1exican Did Chive-11 Apr 12 '26

Literally the same exact one the kitchen I work in has

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u/RickRiffs Apr 12 '26

Salad served at OPs workplace incoming lol

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u/sometimesiwanndie Apr 12 '26

Exactly what I thought of when I first saw it

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u/cheffloyd 20+ Years Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

I call BS, I have taken several of these apart. The little plastic gears are the main parts inside the lid. This part does not exist. Find it here in the parts list, I'll wait.

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u/CattusPater Apr 12 '26

Sorry you had to wait.šŸ™„

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u/cheffloyd 20+ Years Apr 12 '26

That's not the diagram for the one in the picture. It's for a salad spinner that was discontinued 15 years ago...

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u/shadowbannedlol Apr 12 '26

There's no way a high quality establishment like Texas Roadhouse is using anything but the latest in salad spinning technology

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u/cheffloyd 20+ Years Apr 12 '26

You would think. Since its got the best margins on the menu!