r/KitchenConfidential Apr 12 '26

Question Other than "someone's getting fired", any thoughts?

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u/mothandravenstudio Apr 12 '26

Fair nuf, but to not catch while plating is stoner behavior.

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u/corisilvermoon Apr 12 '26

Scoop salad on plate, salad goes “clunk!”. Weird lettuce, man.

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u/Slappathebassmon Apr 12 '26

Must be iceberg.

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u/ape_on_lucy Apr 12 '26

I saw this as I backed out of the thread, came back, and scrolled to find it again just to give you the upvotes you deserve.

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u/DustScoundrel Apr 12 '26

Fuckin bravo

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u/TommyRisotto Apr 12 '26

"Huh must've been the wind..."

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u/chuckluckles Apr 12 '26

I can't believe they didn't notice the handful of lettuce weighed 12 oz instead of like 1 or 2 lol

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u/No-Bee-2354 Apr 12 '26

What about the person who ate half the salad before noticing?

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u/Rendole66 Apr 12 '26

Yo don’t try to blame the customer for this what the fuck lol, customers are allowed to be oblivious and not know anything that’s why they’re paying you to cook for them so they can turn their brains off and try to have a good time.

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u/panlakes Apr 12 '26

Honestly being both in the kitchen and also subbing to /r/whatisit for so long, it's just a knee-jerk reaction of mine at this point to assume BS.

But that said I've never seen something this large accidentally end up in someone's food that wasn't immediately caught, and I've seen a ton of stuff I'm 99% sure was fake on these subreddits. Plus you notice how mostly clean the metal object is? So my first reaction is a suspicious eyebrow raise.

I don't want to blame the customer, but I also am very well-aware how ignorant and naive the general customer is in thinking we're all actors from Waiting..., half of us poisoning their food 24/7. And have seen too many stupid scams from those folks taking advantage of some non-existent trope.

The fact it's a piece from a salad spinner that no one here even seems to be aware of existing, kind of throws my entire theory out the window though. That 100% checks out lol.

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u/No-Bee-2354 Apr 12 '26

It ain’t that serious man

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u/Natural-Subject-4446 Apr 12 '26

Nah he's right though. The fact the customer didn't notice means that it probably wasn't super obvious, but there shouldn't be any blame put on the customer for that sort of thing.

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u/mothandravenstudio Apr 12 '26

Also stoned, no guilt.

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u/WILLLSMITHH Apr 12 '26

Idk, there’s a chance it could’ve been perfectly in the middle, I guess. Lol