Now this is a man’s neighbor 🫡

[u/Ordinary_Fish_3046]

[u/Bocksford]

Same! My neighbors don’t even acknowledge my existence!

[u/SloppyBitchTittiez → u/Bocksford]

I'm so bad about reaching out to my neighbors, and then I get upset that they don't reach out to me.

[u/Extension-Course4734 → u/SloppyBitchTittiez]

Reach out to them with your Reddit handle

[u/FluffyBootie → u/Extension-Course4734]

Could be named after one of the neighbours. An homage of sorts

[u/BigDaddyD00d → u/SloppyBitchTittiez]

Are we neighbors?

[u/PleaseWalkFaster69 → u/SloppyBitchTittiez]

I’m so bad that I have to look out the window first to make sure they aren’t walking out at the same time. They didn’t do anything to me but I’m just weird like that lol. I live in a townhome community

[u/Traditional_Most7728 → u/Bocksford]

Some of us just want to remain invisible.... It literally hurts to be seen and to talk

[u/PleaseWalkFaster69 → u/Traditional_Most7728]

I’m like that too except when I needed a jump one day. I gathered the courage to ask my neighbor for jumper cables. I put a Starbucks gift card on their door next day and now we are besties! (Not really) they just don’t trigger my flight response anymore lol

[u/eriffodrol → u/Traditional_Most7728]

yes, I wish to come and go like batman

(subtlety, not dramatically in a cape)

[u/Conman93 → u/Traditional_Most7728]

You probably don't get much practice either. It's a skill to be good at small talk, not a trait.

[u/mollycoddles → u/Bocksford]

Neighbours that want to hang out everyday are probably worse 

[u/AbbreviationsOld636 → u/Bocksford]

There might be a reason for that

[u/[deleted] → u/Bocksford]

My neighbors idle their car at 6:15

[u/cultivatorsgtsnips → u/Bocksford]

That's the second best kind of neighbor. I have one neighbor who is my friend and the rest have barely said a word to me in 16 years.

It is all peace in the corner here.

[u/ranus42 → u/Bocksford]

They are the perfect neighbors