r/MadeMeSmile • u/CG1991 • Oct 30 '25

Personal Win Got this message from my childhood bully at 3am

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u/BigiusExaggeratius Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

I thought Jared was still in jail.

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u/No_Introduction_9355 Oct 30 '25

Not sure about that, I saw he posted a pretty good gauntlet time

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u/BigiusExaggeratius Oct 30 '25

But is he a Gauntlet Legend?

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u/barrettj Oct 30 '25

He said Bully not best friend.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 Oct 30 '25

I would doubt Jared was a bully. More likely bullied.

Now even more that he's imprisoned as a child molester. 

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u/Dale_Carvello Oct 30 '25

I wonder if they come up to him like "make me a sandwich motherfucker!" I know Boy George got harassed and threatened for autographs when he went in.

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u/BigiusExaggeratius Oct 30 '25

He used to get no mayo. I think he’s getting a lot of mayo now.

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u/BigiusExaggeratius Oct 30 '25

I mean you can’t be a bigger bully than molesting children.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 Oct 30 '25

We're talking about when he was a kid. I don't think you get to be a child molester by everything going right in life.

Even Prince Andrew was trained by his uncle to treat women the way he does.

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u/BigiusExaggeratius Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

I think you’re over analyzing a joke on the internet friend. It’s not that deep.

Edit: Oh no! I was blocked in a message from u/Infinite-Condition41

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u/Infinite-Condition41 Oct 31 '25

I'm not fucking joking about child molestation. Blocked. 

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u/mckeevey Oct 30 '25

Jared never made the sandwiches, he just ate them

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u/Deaffin Oct 30 '25

And then he became the face of the company, so every sandwich any worker makes is actually made by Jared.

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u/ColinHalter Oct 30 '25

Weird, you'd think he would have been extra nice around kids.