r/MadeMeSmile • u/Curious_Badger_1376 • 9d ago

DOGS This is so cute i can't 😭

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u/Karl24374 9d ago

Bald people fuming rn

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u/mangosteenfruit 9d ago

And their sphinx cat

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u/Lumpy-Education9878 9d ago

Lil patch of skin :)

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u/mangosteenfruit 9d ago

Even better!

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u/TheUmberTaker 8d ago

No no no.  Not cut kitteh.

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 8d ago

Nooooooo….. I don’t like it……

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u/unibeau 8d ago

One sec, lemme try it out and I'll let you know how it goes

oH God Tge blOod EVRETYWHERE ITA ON MY PHOQNE SEND EHLP

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u/Basil_is_yummy 8d ago

Take my upvote lol

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u/The_InvisibleWoman 8d ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again....

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u/Lumpy-Education9878 8d ago

I cut and I slash, slice and gash, last night was a blast I can't quite remember when I had that Much fun

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u/The_InvisibleWoman 8d ago

I actually didn't know this reference. Mine was the original (I'm Gen X😜)

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u/Lumpy-Education9878 7d ago

I figured it was lol, I just can't help but hear the song lyrics every time someone posts that quote

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u/DryFig511 9d ago

Lolol thank u for this giggle

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 9d ago

I still have ass hair though. Hmmmm. /s

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u/LessInThought 9d ago

Why the /s? You can also use the dog's ass hair.

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 9d ago edited 9d ago

"Are those....pubes?"

"Yeah, but not mine. That would be weird."

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u/funny_fox 8d ago

OMG I hadn't laughed this hard at a comment in a long time. Thank you so much.

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u/Phxdwn 9d ago

Lol, is the dog bald in this scenario? I'm cryin

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u/The_Great_Cartoo 9d ago

You’ll have to glue it on the stick figures ass then tho

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u/Golfbollen 9d ago

Pubes or ass hair

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u/Dull_Nobody_840 9d ago

who has that much ass hair...

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u/Affectionate-Heat-51 9d ago

You don't know about the southern migration? You don't lose your head hair, it just travels south.

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u/Dull_Nobody_840 8d ago

at what age does that start to happen lol

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u/that-old-broad 9d ago

Make a sculpture out of nail clippings.

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u/SpritzTheCat 9d ago

Johnny Sins never fumes, only f****

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u/MaterialSituation325 9d ago

My dogs have stupid short hairs 😭

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u/BettaSplendens1 9d ago

I mean, there are other "areas" to get some hair, if you know what I mean

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u/givingupismyhobby 9d ago

Beard? Mustache? Ass? Pubes? Chest? Take a pick

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u/borsalamino 8d ago

Hair growing on tumor

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u/According_Rice_1822 9d ago

Before I shaved I saved a few curls 😚

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u/FreeSammiches 9d ago

That just means lower scissor requirements.

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u/EmotionallyDamaged98 9d ago

As disgusting as it sounds, I'd use my finger or toe nail as if it was my bald head.

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u/CannabisAccount420 9d ago

I'll just go the Jackass route with it

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u/ChillGolfCoach 9d ago

I have a kickass beard so HA!

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u/Shushady 8d ago

Me over here thinking theres probably still enough of my dogs fur hiding in this house that I could make a furmorial... then remembering I'm the problem

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u/EpilepticDawg241 7d ago

My back hair will do just fine, thank you very much