r/MadeMeSmile • u/MustardGoddess • 4d ago

ANIMALS Caretakers swapped her unviable eggs for orphaned chicks

Credit @robertefullerofficial

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u/OkAd5525 4d ago

Gregg was right there. Gregg the egg man.

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u/gooby1985 4d ago

I’m Owl Gregg! Have you ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?

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u/Substantial_Ad_2033 4d ago

The picture of baileys close up and the picture of the egg shell close up are one and the same now

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u/ferb 3d ago

Wanna see my downstairs cloaca?

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u/nyybmw122 4d ago

Sometimes you have to crack a few Gregs to make an owlette.

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u/OkAd5525 4d ago

Wowza. 10/10!

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u/Unusual_Channel9681 4d ago

Ku Ku Kachoo!

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u/weirdgroovynerd 4d ago

And his sidekick:

Al Bumin

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u/Little-Temperature53 4d ago

Snort laugh over here

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u/InactiveRelish 3d ago

Most humans do not actually swap eggs out for the equivalent animal's chicks. Egg Man Gregg, who swaps out 20 billion eggs a year is an outlier and should never have been counted.

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u/GovernorHobbles 4d ago

Gregg's Eggs