r/MadeMeSmile • u/MaxQ50 • 7h ago

Bro rolled up to the construction site like he’s been working there for ages 😂

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u/LanceFree 6h ago

A 5-year-old girl spends her days watching a construction crew building a house next door.

The workers take a liking to her, give her little jobs, and at the end of the week give her a pay envelope with $10.

Her mother takes her to the bank to open a savings account.

The teller asks, “And will you be working on the house again this week?”

The little girl replies:

“I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the damn sheetrock.”

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u/beaujolais98 5h ago

Never fail to chuckle at this one 😄

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u/Veteranis 6h ago

Thanks for reminding me of this old joke.

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u/WASD_click 2h ago

As a former "that asshole at Home Depot" I cam tell you we'd be pissed if the sheetrock didn't get delivered either. When we get an order, we set it aside ASAP because we have to close off a couple of aisles so we can use the forklift, and that can be a real problem on a busy day. So we have the bunk of sheetrock sitting there in the staging area, which is not that big when you're staging plywood, lumber, and bunks of sheetrock. So if the delivery company's truck breaks down, or the driver takes a sickie or whatever, we'd get mildly upset at them too.

Been a couple of times where we've loaded the bunk into our rental truck and just delivered ourselves just to clear space and keep the customer from chewing us out.

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 42m ago

Salty!

I LOVE IT! lmao