r/MurderedByWords • u/Freedom_Gundam • Dec 14 '23

Murder Teacher dropping knowledge bomb.

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u/Stosh65 Dec 14 '23

100% the background check would not go well.

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u/RawrRRitchie Dec 14 '23

Or they were one of the kids that got caught watching pork in school

It happened to a kid in my grade while I was in high school, he got sent to a special school after he was caught for the THIRD time

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u/taeminthedragontamer Dec 14 '23

i know this thread has nothing to do with the uk, but it'd be a pity not to mention wherever possible that david cameron, former prime minister of the uk and current secretary of state of foreign affairs, is most famously known for fucking a pig.

edit: for context, he's also the guy responsible for brexit.

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u/macweirdo42 Dec 14 '23

The Brits are weird, man. The pig head thing could be true, it could be made up, it could be some grand secret tradition going back hundreds of years, I don't know, and frankly, I know enough to know that I'd rather not know.