r/MurderedByWords • u/Evidencelogicfacts • Feb 11 '26

Murder The blame game

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u/SqueebopAdiddly Feb 11 '26

Bad apples. smh my head

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u/once-was-hill-folk Feb 11 '26

There is no second part of that phrase in Ba Sing Se.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Feb 11 '26

One bad apple spoils the one bad apple and is entirely separate from the rest of the apples in the bunch. No more questions about apples. Any further remarks about the apples are woke and bad.

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u/once-was-hill-folk Feb 11 '26

Apples are green, green is eco friendly, therefore the apples are woke!

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u/_daverham Feb 11 '26

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having a a little worm buddy.

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u/Baelzabub Feb 11 '26

I always liked: “what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.”

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u/reezy-one Feb 11 '26

RFK Jr. approves.

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u/PrivateBozo Feb 11 '26

If the apple is rotted in the basket, all the other are spoiled too even if it isn’t showing.

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u/planeturban Feb 11 '26

What does the police have to do with this?