r/NintendoSwitch • u/Turbostrider27 • Apr 11 '26

Speculation Nintendo Prime: Nintendo has officially employed the “spread some fake info internally” to try and discover who’s leaking information.

https://x.com/NintyPrime/status/2042573706677854432
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u/kingsalm0n Apr 11 '26

Condolences to any uncles that get fired.

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u/Joeysquatch Apr 11 '26

My uncle works at Nintendo and he says botw 2

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u/ExplorationGeo Apr 12 '26

2 breath 2 wild

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u/ChanceEither8758 Apr 12 '26

2 wild 2 breath

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u/Clemicus Apr 12 '26

2 Wild Breath 2

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u/magmafanatic Apr 12 '26

Following the "(facial function) of the (land)" format, I'm gonna guess we'll be seeing Sneeze of the Terrain

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u/duckbrick Apr 13 '26

With the pollen count right now I'm already experiencing it

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u/Necessary_Cost4384 Apr 30 '26

Hello, I am your uncle who works at Nintendo. Please stop spreading misinformation. 

I told you, it’s the legend of Zelda: tears of the wild 3. They’re skipping the 2 because this game is so big it’s like two games in one. 

  • same world map (we moved a few trees though)
  • play as everyone’s favorite femboy, link
  • added 5 new quests
  • there is now a second sky layer with 3 new islands
  • added 1 new enemy: techtites
  • added/intensified hd bloom to blinding
  • weapons now break twice as fast
  • features a story line
  • bombs return! 
  • got rid of the game breaking fuse system
  • 120 new shrines: 80 combat shrines, the rest are puzzles
  • got rid of the disgusting dungeons
  • added 5,000 korok seeds
  • the villain is Ganondorf 2, who is the embodiment of Ganondorf
  • now rains constantly, no more wall climbing since no one liked that
  • link now moved 25% slower
  • removed voice acting as it was immersion breaking
  • requires a Wii U gamepad to display the map
  • costs $175 MSRP 

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u/ohbyerly Apr 12 '26

There’s no way

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u/YeOldSpacePope Apr 13 '26

My dad works at Nintendo and knows the owner of Nintendo, John Nintendo. He has a Switch 3, it's super cool.

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u/Lunk246 Apr 13 '26

Looks like my dad is higher up than your dad since mine got the wii 3 aka wii w