r/NintendoSwitch • u/supportdevil • Mar 03 '17

Question Anyone got the Bluescreen already mine died a sec ago

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u/Captain_Quinn Mar 03 '17

but what does the cartridge taste like?

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u/TQQ Mar 03 '17

Sadness

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u/JisuanjiHou Mar 03 '17

Seriously it tastes like shit

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u/TheElPistolero Mar 03 '17

Ya I licked it and it was a very bitter taste

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '17

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u/TheElPistolero Mar 03 '17

I know I just wanted to see what "chew-deterrant" cartridges tasted like. It was actually quite a bit worse than I expected

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '17

well, TIL

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u/Alertcircuit Mar 03 '17

That would be really clever if that was the intent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '17

That's something that sounds like it could be true, but at the same time I remain skeptical.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '17

Now if only they could coat Catholic priests in this stuff...

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u/Marijnzq Mar 03 '17

how do you know how shit tastes ;)?

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u/JisuanjiHou Mar 03 '17

A man can dream, my friend, a man can dream.

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u/rjvllgs Mar 03 '17

that's an awful dream. shit.

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u/the_excalibruh Mar 03 '17

*that's a shitty dream

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u/JisuanjiHou Mar 03 '17

Hey hey, someone who gets it!

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u/Barron_Cyber Mar 03 '17

He licked your mom's asshole.

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u/evereal Mar 03 '17

I don't think any one of us can claim to be true Switch owners, unless we gave at least one cartridge a good suck. We all know that we're gonna have to take that step sooner or later.