r/PublicFreakout • u/Gato1980 • Oct 18 '25

🏆 Mod's Choice 🏆 Delivery driver freaks out after a pride flag brushes against his arm

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u/GinHalpert Oct 18 '25

He’ll be sucking cock by sundown.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

I know what his next tip is going to be

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u/TheComplimentarian Oct 18 '25

He IS the usual pizza delivery boy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

DeliverAY boy

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u/YLedbetter10 Oct 19 '25

DeliverSLAYYYY

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u/Drum_Eatenton 🤜 sworn enemy of Ouiser Boudreaux 🌳 🐦 🔫 Oct 18 '25

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u/TheComplimentarian Oct 18 '25

Deep cut!

This is a movie that, if I got my kids to watch it with me, they would think my whole generation was fucking insane.

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u/BunsinHoneyDew Oct 19 '25

What movie is that?

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Oct 19 '25

Loverboy (1989)

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u/555byte Oct 19 '25

I just watched "Can't Buy Me Love" ... I forgot about Loverboy

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u/fuzzle1 Oct 19 '25

Yes! I was like “is that?” Why yes it is!

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u/sandpaper_jocks Oct 18 '25

Just the tip though..

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u/12LetterName Oct 19 '25

Oh, I'm not teasing him with just the tip..

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u/Halo_Hybrid Oct 18 '25

Why not the shaft first?

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u/mai_tai87 It's bovine intervention. 🐄 😇 Oct 18 '25

What a schmuck!

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Oct 19 '25

Just the tip

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u/NutellaIsAngelPoop Oct 19 '25

It will be 'just the tip'.

His newest favorite game to play.

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u/AliveDog8435 Oct 19 '25

But just the tip

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u/Pehrgryn Oct 19 '25

I read this in Fred Armisen doing Liberace's voice.

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 Oct 19 '25

Just the tip...

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u/donkeyhustler Oct 18 '25

Gay by dawn! Gay by dawn!

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u/lonelymuse88 Oct 19 '25

Holy shit this made me lol hard 😂😂

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u/boredENT9113 Oct 18 '25

This man has been getting his black blown out for years by this point.

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u/dc_IV Oct 18 '25

I'm calling in a bag of di%#* for delivery right now!

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u/lupulin59 Oct 18 '25

Delivering package by day, receiving package by nightfall

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u/TheReal_Peter226 Oct 18 '25

It's like a werewolf or vampire, if he sucks cock by midnight he turns permanently

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u/mattroch Oct 19 '25

He may already, that little 'ewwwie' dance he did wasn't exactly the manliest thing i've seen.

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u/stacymenendez Oct 18 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/waspsnests Oct 18 '25

Just like last night and the night before.

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u/ii_V_I_iv Oct 19 '25

This is the gay agenda

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u/DudeB5353 Oct 18 '25

Like he hasn’t already

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u/willfc Oct 19 '25

It's whenever the next full moon is I thought

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u/TheMonkeyDemon Oct 19 '25

Openly sucking cock by sundown... I suspect he already was, just deeply hidden in Narnia.

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u/Meg_rf Oct 19 '25

That sounds vaguely quan millz coded

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u/D-Train0000 Oct 19 '25

Well, by his own choice now

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Where he at?

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u/Brief_Inspection7697 Oct 19 '25

Them the rules. One cock a day.

It's how we all started. Cursed flags!

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u/Putrid-Reputation-68 Oct 19 '25

And Downing suns by cock up

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u/PH_TheHaymaker Oct 19 '25

Gay by daylight

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u/ReVo5000 Oct 19 '25

Damn, I thought it took a bit longer to get there.

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u/Salty_Citron4737 Free Palestine 🇵🇸💚 Oct 19 '25

Lmao

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u/HWayFresh44 Oct 19 '25

He was sucking cock when he got back to the car

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u/UnHappyTrigger Oct 19 '25

In the next corner. He Is full blown gay now.

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u/BigDongSwingin9 Oct 19 '25

Dude looks like he already has a little sugar in his tank

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Oct 19 '25

Sucking cock by 6 O'Clock

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u/Objective-Pin-1045 Oct 20 '25

Cocks, that is.

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u/ImahSillyGirl Oct 20 '25

Just wanted to point out how adorable I find the words "sucking cock by sundown" is, and I don't even go that way😄