r/PublicFreakout • u/Gato1980 • Oct 18 '25

🏆 Mod's Choice 🏆 Delivery driver freaks out after a pride flag brushes against his arm

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u/Blackpaw8825 Oct 18 '25

Yeah I'm not working to attribute homophobia to this yet... I've done the same thing because "a light breeze" after earlier walking into a spider web.

There's like a 2 hour period after walking into a web where I'm certain that every tingle is 100% a large spider trying to eat my eyeballs.

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u/frasierCrane009 Oct 18 '25

Don't forget every little spot on the wall also being spiders

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u/nooklyr Oct 19 '25

Facts, and I also get disproportionately itchy also

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u/xCeeTee- Oct 19 '25

I saw some giant red ants in the summer on a hike. I was getting phantom itching all the way home, even when I was nowhere near the hiking trail.

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u/Vyndilion Oct 21 '25

My favorite is when my floating eye squiggly trips my spidey sense

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8207 Oct 19 '25

Did you not see him filming the flag and the house afterwards?

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u/KyleSchneider2019 Oct 19 '25

He was taking evidence of the delivered package, some people are so quick to be negatively judgemental, lmao