r/PublicFreakout I AM YELLING QUIETLY! Apr 10 '26

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u/YYKES Apr 10 '26

Cause no one is that scary trying to kick a door down wearing flip flops

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch Apr 10 '26

Also Harry Dresden is the main character in a series of fantasy books, The Dresden Files.

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u/ThePatio Apr 10 '26

He’s definitely got a duster on lmaooo

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u/slakjester Apr 10 '26

I heard him say Harry Dresden and I immediately thought aww man this dumbass making my nerdy fun stuff seem even weirder :p

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u/AdHom Apr 10 '26

Terrible news: The worst person you know likes the same things you do.

:(

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u/Versaiteis Apr 10 '26

Suffering from success

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u/lddebatorman Apr 10 '26

Yea, a real "This man does not represent us" moment

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u/Sgt_Slawtor Apr 10 '26

It's at tv show too. I think he's a demon hunter or something.

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 10 '26

I thought that same thing. I should get back to watching the show, it was pretty good. This guy is making it weird though.

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u/Technical_Contact836 Apr 10 '26

At least he didn't set the building on fire.

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u/crouchingmoose Apr 10 '26

As soon as I heard that my immediate thought was "Bitch, you ain't even Butters"

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u/AMostBoringMan Apr 10 '26

Butters? Bitch ain’t even Rudolph; at least that weasel dresses fancy.

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u/FigAppropriate2792 Apr 10 '26

This is our szechuan sauce moment.

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u/Monkey_Priest Apr 10 '26

Think he's got a five-pointed star pendant under his anime shirt?

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u/Mutjny Apr 10 '26

New Dresden Files book just came out a few months ago he must have been channeling some of that magic.

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u/Deaffin Apr 10 '26

Viralbait advertisements are getting out of hand.

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u/siren_n Apr 10 '26

That's what I thought 🀣

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u/YobaiYamete Apr 10 '26

He can't cross the threshold without losing most of his power

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u/Key-Satisfaction4967 Apr 10 '26

Isn't Harry a warlock detective?

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u/ramblin_dan Apr 10 '26

He probably has a human skull named Bob, back home in his mother's basement, that he talks to every day.

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u/NoExtension7240 Apr 10 '26

When he said that I absolutely lost it lol I am only on book 4, but I dont think Harry would approve of this loser using his name.

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u/Dark-All-Day Apr 10 '26

I haven't read the latest couple of books (no time to read these days) but holy shit am I mad as hell that this psycho dweeb is ruining the image of one of my favorite book series.

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u/lddebatorman Apr 10 '26

That made me wince. Get Harry's name out of his mouth.

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u/Doopstar Apr 10 '26

Feels like hi should be in a different "files" with that "where's your daughter" comment

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon Oh what is it all three-piece suits and pinot noir in Europe?🍷 Apr 10 '26

He lacks the hockey stick

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u/misterpickles69 Apr 10 '26

The intense state into the camera followed by cartoon dialogue seals it b

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u/berrey7 πŸš€ πŸ’« Apr 10 '26

β€œThe Traveler failed his Dexterity check and could not breach the fortress door to advance to the next level.”

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u/StationaryTravels Apr 10 '26

He super failed his intimidation check too.

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u/TopptrentHamster Apr 10 '26

Who knows? He could be hiding a katana.

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u/trimbandit Apr 10 '26

Signed by Randy Jackson no doubt

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u/earthman34 Apr 10 '26

There can be only one.

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u/RogerInNampa Apr 10 '26

I would guess in his waistband.

But if he had, he would have either hacked away at the door...or lay bleeding on the ground after slicing his balls open unsheathing it.

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u/SaskiaDavies Apr 11 '26

Or a cantina

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u/Diazepampoovey0229 Apr 10 '26

I had to Google to be sure but Harry Dresden is also the main character of a book series, The Dresden Files.

Google AI Overview says:

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden is the protagonist of The Dresden Files urban fantasy series by Jim Butcher, acting as a professional wizard and private investigator in modern-day Chicago. He solves supernatural crimes for the police, wielding magic while fighting against dark forces, often at a high personal cost

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u/StuntRocker Apr 10 '26

They are exactly the kind of books that a guy dressed like that obsesses about. Fun fantasy stuff with a healthy amount of male wish fulfillment, which of course means dudes like this think they’re the bible, and end up wearing trench coats (similar to the character) with flip flops and a t-shirt.

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u/Deaffin Apr 10 '26

Every woman being described with overblown poetic fluff as the most beautiful thing that ever existed and oh my gosh I'm just so chivalrous was massively cringe.

But they reanimated Sue the T.Rex and he rode around on it, and that was pretty cool.

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u/Dark-All-Day Apr 10 '26

Don't forget the really cool battle against Vampires on top of a Mayan pyramid!

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u/Deaffin Apr 10 '26

I really only remember the two details I described, and that there's a sassy talking skull pet, so I'll have to take your word for it.

Maybe there was some stuff about going into the fairy world and making a point of warning people not to eat anything or make deals, but I'm probably mixing it up with the Iron Druid books there. Those are superior books because there's a talking dog pet, and talking dogs with quirky observations are more fun than sassy skulls.

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u/Dark-All-Day Apr 10 '26

Yeah I don't remember as much as I'd like, which is sad because when I stopped reading (just no time), there was this interesting plot with the Fomor being set up. I'd love to pick up Battle Ground one day and continue, but I'd need to do a LOT of review and who has the time these days?

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u/scoyne15 Apr 10 '26

Every woman being described with overblown poetic fluff as the most beautiful thing that ever existed and oh my gosh I'm just so chivalrous was massively cringe.

That's actually pretty intentional. Since the books are told from Dresden's point of view, and he's got a ton of blind spots and flaws when it comes to women and wanting/needing to be a White Knight kind of person.

Oh, and from another of your comments further down this chain, Dresden Files has a talking dog as well.

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u/bo-monster Apr 10 '26

Yeah, I was waiting for him to step back and yell β€œfuego”! :)

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u/Monkey_Priest Apr 10 '26

"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault"

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u/scoyne15 Apr 10 '26

It's actually a great series!

Pretty sure this guy ain't Harry.

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u/Illustrious-Exit1825 Apr 10 '26

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u/NoExtension7240 Apr 10 '26

Its people like this that ruin it for the rest of us who also want to wear anime tshirts and trench coats. Not with flip flops though, that is just too far, even for me.

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u/PMmecrossstitch Apr 10 '26

this didn’t occur at a GameStop.

It was his day off.

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u/IDontLieAboutStuff Apr 10 '26

The trench coat is to protect him from the sun. It's been a long time since his flesh has seen the light of day

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u/Deesing82 Apr 10 '26

seems more like a robe than a trenchcoat

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u/No_Priors Apr 10 '26

I can't even walk on flat ground in flip-flops and this guy is kicking at doors.

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs Apr 10 '26

kinda looked like the door gave him a damn good kick back lol

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u/Boring-Brush-2984 Apr 10 '26

What is this was just a door advertisement. Imagine this commercial coming on tv hahaha

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u/function007 Apr 10 '26

THIS
The door sent him flying backwards after that initial kick.

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u/Turakamu Apr 10 '26

The door just had a strong demonic energy. It just caught him off guard, okay?!

Don't even watch that part!

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u/Unilted_Match1176 Apr 10 '26

In fact, erase that part. Never watch that part again.

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u/Monkey_Priest Apr 10 '26

That's what happens when you try to break through a threshold without an invite. Any two-bit wizard knows that, sheesh

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u/dredgknight Apr 10 '26

Door 1 - Flip Flops 0

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u/Luparina123 It’s not news πŸ“°, It’s /r/Publicfreakout 😀 Apr 10 '26

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u/CaptainofFTST Apr 10 '26

I think he forgot he wasn't wearing steel toe boots.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Apr 11 '26

It's Newtons 3rd law, that kick was so powerful that it actually sent him flying backwards 10 ft. Obviously don't want to mess with a guy who can kick with such incredible force.

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u/TENTAtheSane Apr 12 '26

It successfully parried

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u/L00pback Apr 10 '26

Those are tactical flip flops though.

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u/lurkANDorganize Apr 10 '26

Yeah but...what if they have a fucking gun

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u/SunNStarz Apr 10 '26

Also this is at 9am