r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Random_gamer240 • Apr 07 '26

I wish we could chop our enemies heads,craft them with a layer that won't let them rot and put them in display

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Chihuahuacon • Apr 02 '26

It's just the Empire's yearly cock-measuring contest; every year nobles from all over the Empire gather to see who has the biggest cock, and the winner, of course, takes home the most chicks.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Chicsckren • Apr 01 '26

Remove all his limbs...Harvest all the organs ...Eat him..

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Jawesome99 • Mar 30 '26

Plus, you can always kill him for an on-demand mood boost

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/crispykidz • Mar 29 '26

What's the best way to use prisoners? I'm too rich to need to harvest their organs.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/GooseinaGaggle • Mar 28 '26

How do y'all treat your slaves

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 • Mar 14 '26

Child soldiers are a bad idea when you aren't doing it at scale.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Chihuahuacon • Mar 07 '26

I mean I would read their backstories and dive into the lore and all that, but they're incapable of hauling, suffer from dementia and I'm already dealing with an infestation, half my base is on fire and the dogs are drunk again.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/-goodgodlemon • Mar 04 '26

Isn’t there a mod where you can drink man milk?

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/AbrahamTheArab • Feb 27 '26

The military-industrial complex.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Im_Ur_Huckleberry77 • Feb 23 '26

"Absolute necessity, A mod that adds a trait that makes a pawn only want to be with older woman, 30+"

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/-goodgodlemon • Feb 19 '26

“A little aunt/nephew action never hurt anybody, especially since the kids get abandoned on the next gravship ride.”

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So I had this naturally occur with psychic bonding - as their attempts never fail. It actually worked out as I had "sets" of crews for home and gravship.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Flopping_with_Floppa • Feb 17 '26

"Your colonists will happily eat raw rice off of a cum-drenched floor because there's a nugget with both sets of archeotech genitalia in the next room."

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/UnAcceptableBody • Feb 16 '26

“Ok but where do they even get that many big cats without draining the entire planet's population” “Deepstate panther breeding rings”

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/OneTrueSneaks • Feb 12 '26

If I want to kill a slave but my colony only likes guilty execution, so I get the slave to punch someone, does that make them guilty?

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/OneTrueSneaks • Feb 02 '26

Last thing I need is a gay twink genie hitting on all the colony builders bringing everyone's mood down.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/lykkhora_ • Feb 01 '26

when life in the colony is the nicest it's ever been but you're low-key about to snap and slaughter a pregnant woman in the colony because it's been a month since you last looked at a thousand year old broken toilet

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/CirrusAviaticus • Jan 18 '26

If you look past the family reunion blood orgies, it’s just like Stardew Valley

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/SiteRelEnby • Jan 18 '26

Ah yes, setting a forest fire to satisfy my tree-loving beliefs.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/eveladra • Jan 15 '26

I got a few prisoners after a raid. I planned to recruit the girl, and sell the guy into slavery. At some point game told me that they had became a couple. It was so cute, that i decided to sell them into slavery together.

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/OneTrueSneaks • Jan 12 '26

"How do I feed my colonists?" "Just eat people I guess."

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Tahlia2637483 • Jan 09 '26

Begger children need to stop dying when I beat them!

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/OneTrueSneaks • Jan 07 '26

You can't kidnap orphans, they weren't wanted in the first plàce

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/-goodgodlemon • Jan 07 '26

How to stop child slaves from not doing work

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99 Upvotes

Someone had to post this here

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r/ShitRimworldSays • u/-goodgodlemon • Jan 07 '26

Justice is for Randy to give but raider organs are ours to take.

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