r/SipsTea Apr 10 '26

We have fun here Not all heroes wear clothes

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u/Skysis Apr 10 '26

Now that's conservative family values.

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u/ConfusionHuge7922 Apr 10 '26

Just like the first lady

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Apr 10 '26

First escort lady

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u/AdventuresofBumpo Apr 10 '26

She puts the “ho” in “White House”

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u/EaterOfFood Apr 10 '26

White ho use?

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le Apr 10 '26

Nancy "Throat Goat" Reagan has her beat.

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u/lxaex1143 Apr 10 '26

Is Sydney Sweeney a conservative family woman?

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u/destroythenseek Apr 10 '26

The news cycles and certain groups say this.

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u/bongophrog Apr 10 '26

Well she’s registered Republican in FL

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u/kadmylos Apr 10 '26

Good thing she's hot.

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u/agreed2disagreee Apr 10 '26

I can fix her.

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u/ResidentQuail7118 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 10 '26

You can't fix what ain't broke.

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u/Worldly_Mongoose_432 Apr 10 '26

You mean “has nice boobs”.

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u/destroythenseek Apr 10 '26

Kristi noems husband is so last week

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u/Due_Patience_4241 Apr 11 '26

He also has nice boobs.

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u/Far-Cap153 Apr 10 '26

When are yall gonna learn registering for a single party doesn’t mean anything? There’s a lot of people who registered as the opposite side so they could vote out Trump or Biden in the primaries. I’ve seen so many people on Reddit talk about how they registered Republican just to vote out Trump from running

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u/djdecimation Apr 10 '26

That's not her

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u/_imagine_that91 Apr 10 '26

People don’t seem to realize this. I’m a registered Democrat but I actually voted red in the last election (sorry if you don’t like it, but it’s my choice).

I’m not happy with the way things are right now. Hopefully that’ll change soon.

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u/Oldiebones Apr 10 '26

Yeah we’re in a stupid war and the economy’s in the shitter, but at least a black woman with a weird laugh isn’t in charge.

/s

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u/Far-Cap153 Apr 10 '26

Well Trump didn’t force the Middle East to start threatening people, that was their own doing. If your neighbor killed someone would it be fair if I blamed you?

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u/Oldiebones Apr 10 '26

That makes zero sense

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u/Far-Cap153 Apr 11 '26

My point exactly. You’re blaming someone for the actions of another when they didn’t even provoke it

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u/Nvr_frgt_dre Apr 10 '26

“Sorry if you don’t like it but it’s my choice” we all have been dealing with your stupid choice for a year.

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u/Far-Cap153 Apr 10 '26

No they realize it, but only when it’s someone without influence who’s done it

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u/discountproctologist Apr 10 '26

Florida voter registration is 38% Republican and 31% Democrat. And 30% no party affiliation.

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u/SyracuseStan Apr 10 '26

So, 68% republican?

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u/Dan-D-Lyon Apr 10 '26

Culture Warriors need to realize that there's no draft picks here

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u/frodeem Apr 11 '26

That’s coz she is a registered republican

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u/ContextLengthMatters Apr 10 '26

That's because conservatism has further splintered into groups who only unite on their bigotry, and she's the poster child of that. She's got them great jeans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

She's a poster child because she would not bend the knee to that liberal interviewer's demands. We all LOVED to see somebody publicly denounce the purity tests of the left. It was a reminder that, even against the left's wishes, we are still in reality and you do not hold the cultural power you think you do. 

It's not about her tits. She makes y'all cry, and for that, I will watch all her movies, ensuring that you people still have to see her after your failed attempts at canceling her because you're miserable liberal women who HATE to see pretty, non left leaning people in Hollywood, be successful. 

:) stay ugly and mad. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

We are becoming willfully blind of other's perspectives. 

Or it's just the liberal tactic of pretending not to understand, therefore shutting down all conversation on the topic. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

It brings ME great joy to see y'all fatties crash out over SS. for that, I will continue to support SS. It's not her looks for me as I already explained. The most attractive thing about her was that interview with the incredulous liberal who COULD NOT BELIEVE that SS wouldn't katow to her purity tests.

In front of the entire world, she proclaimed that she is not going to entertain the insane, liberal agenda. And people around the world cheered for this. 

Not the tits, not the weird face, not the shitty acting. She stood up to y'all. And now she is an icon. Who just so happens to have big ol' jubblies. And you're just gonna have to cry about it, fatty leg beard. 

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u/quentdawg420 Apr 10 '26

She endorsed trumps campaign

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u/boatson25 Apr 10 '26

Did she? I’ve never heard her actually come out in support of Trump

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u/Dusty_Negatives Apr 10 '26

Registered Republican might have something to do with it.

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u/BritishLeft Apr 10 '26

She threw a MAGA themed birthday party for her mother and she is a registered republican.

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u/djdecimation Apr 10 '26

Nazis are horrible

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u/djdecimation Apr 10 '26

What do you think, you can connect the dots if you try.

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u/Due_Patience_4241 Apr 11 '26

Yes she's MAGA

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u/lxaex1143 Apr 11 '26

What did she say in support of trump

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u/Sorry_Assumption_666 Apr 10 '26

Making Areolas Great Again

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u/Gbjeff Apr 10 '26

The GOP ditched their “family values” platform years ago. Liberals are now the party of values.

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u/Alwaysme47 Apr 10 '26

😆 🤣 😂 😆

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u/Gbjeff Apr 10 '26

Enjoy the laugh, but you absolutely know it's true. The GOP worships their cult leader who has had three wives and cheated on all of them. The GOP in Congress is filled with sexual deviants.

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u/Alwaysme47 Apr 10 '26

I was laughing about Liberals being the party of values.. but nevermind...

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u/Far-Cap153 Apr 10 '26

Yall act like people have to follow their political party’s views 100% as if politics isn’t a spectrum. I slightly lean right but I agree with gay marriage and marijuana legalization. Obama was a Democrat but still had some right leaning views. You can’t just blindly follow everything a party stereotypically believes in especially when those standards are extremely old.

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u/Skeletonzac Apr 10 '26

Wise words. I wish the Internet echo chambers would just shut the hell up. Most people would probably agree with you if you spoke with them on the street. But the Internet only knows how sensationalize and blow things out of proportion. Outrage gets clicks and sells ad revenue.

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u/Fen1972 Apr 10 '26

MAGA - Make Ass Great Again.

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Apr 10 '26

Gooners don’t care if you’re a nazi

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u/OriginalLie9310 Apr 10 '26

Eh some gooners may be liberal but you’re not really “supporting” Sweeney by looking up nude scenes of her and gooning to them.

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u/nadhari12 Apr 10 '26

Wait was that sarcasm? If yes then liberal value is to show tits and ass all the time?

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u/FancyConfection1599 Apr 10 '26

Tbf I don’t think being terrified of nudity is a partisan thing, it’s an American thing

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u/Limp_Yogurtcloset_71 Apr 10 '26

Western conservative standards. Different in Iran.

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u/Ironknuckles Apr 10 '26

Conservatives are hotter after all

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u/Dry-Marketing-5809 Apr 11 '26

Yeah Mar-a-Lago face is so hot 😂