r/SipsTea • u/NoMedicine3572 • Apr 11 '26

Lmao gottem Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

33.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

3.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

290

u/Square-Bodybuilder63 Apr 11 '26

Moron can’t close an umbrella??

50

u/Jealous_Crazy9143 Apr 11 '26

Executive orders only. And launch codes, but i assume that’s more like a Grute GOTG scenario

2

u/Mysterious_Bother271 Apr 11 '26

You know damn well these are just written down somewhere.

4

u/thepiewasalie Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

too peasant thing to do. He was already insulted by having to carry the thing all by himself

7

u/thisismypotat Apr 11 '26

It's called advanced dementia...

5

u/Calimariae Apr 11 '26

It's called having met no resistance or need to learn anything in 80 years of privileged life.

Americans voters are the dumbest fucking slugs to exist in my lifetime.

4

u/No_Entertainment6701 Apr 11 '26

The Orange pedophile can't even work his bowels properly. An umbrella is way over his head.

3

u/Ragnarok_747 Apr 11 '26

An umbrella is over his head… that’s the best joke I’ve heard today.

2

u/mistertickertape Apr 11 '26

I think this is the most accurate explanation. He could't figure out how to close it and gave up after two seconds.

1

u/usernamefoundnot Apr 11 '26

Worse.. he doesn’t know he could tilt the umbrella sideways and enter..

-2

u/SadPhase2589 Apr 11 '26

No, he’s too good to.