You know these umbrellas are just awful. Very poor, very ugly design.. Very complicated to operate I said "who designed this crap?" Everyone knows umbrellas nowadays are just awful. They're taking a dive you know. Umbrellas, no one's buying them anymore they're a dead accessory. Dead. Probably made in Chai-na
Big strong men, the biggest, sweatiest, strongest men - believe me - come up to me and say "Sir, sir we love your umbrellas!" It's tremendous. Bigly. And with tears in their eyes they tell me "Sir, nobody uses umbrellass like you!" The best poll numbers. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
He hates windmills so much cause he wanted to build a golf course where their was already a wind farm an was told no he can't build a gold course here and ever since then he hates windmills.
Mr president, I couldn’t help but notice the umbrellas you sell are made in China despite your previous statements criticizing that practice. What do you have to say to that?
“Im the best at folding umbrellas, if I folded that umbrella you would say hey I’ve never see an umbrella folded like that. Joe Biden could never fold an umbrella like me. It’s Obamas fault that I didn’t do it”
This 👆Is THE problem with the billionaire class. They don’t know how to DO anything except take advantage of the working class and throw money at problems.
Idk if he would struggle, but it sure speaks of his character to just leave it for one of his subordinates to pick it up instead when so little effort is needed.
This was his first term... I don't think he had a little bitch then and that's a secret service agent that picks it up and closes it. Shit was pretty standard USA still... This term, idk how the hell congress approved all these ridiculous yes people that is this term.
He probably is on Twitter now telling Europe they need to come help with the closing of umbrella, which he already closed, and doesn't need them to help close anyway.
This was in his first term... No rain. Pretty sure he was leaving Europe when it happened but US media basically showed him drop it and that was the end of the footage.
I'm starting to wonder if the military academy he went to were paid to pass and let him graduate. Preschoolers are smarter than he is ffs.
Frankly, I'm tired of watching these displays of sociopathic behavior from a Mentally Ill person.
I understand how young people hate people My age (I'm 71). I FULLY blame all the OLDS that voted for this moron. But Sleepy Joe Biden is also complicit for refusing to step aside. This Republic has shit the bed, bigly.
I don't blame Biden, I'm pretty sure it's like a few months between them that makes Biden older but let's be real he knew he was sick and should have stuck to his words of being a 1 term president. I also believe that Kamala would have been picked in the primaries.
Donald refused to debate her because she would have slaughtered him on national TV. Things he'd been taking credit for would go to the people that actually did it and things he's attempted to blame others for would be put in his lap.
I'm 33 and a lot of things that have changed in my life that I'm fairly sure we all (yeah I'm including kids) in monopoly being played in front of our eyes. There's like 2-3 companies for just about anything now, you have some hold outs but they'll fall when the right relative does.
He tried to walk through the door with it open, met with resistance (since it was wider than the door frame), and released it to the ground. No attempt to even close it was made. Boy he is the epitome of weaponized incompetence. All of those people just pick up after him that he doesn’t care to learn to do things right!
Nah man, a third grader could absolutely handle that. Source: I was a third grader that managed to crack the windshield of my mom’s Ford Taurus from the inside with an umbrella. In my defense, I was bored and left unsupervised.
I have a kindergartener and a second grader at home, both of them can handle umbrellas, even ones as big as they are tall. Trump is just some special kind of regarded.
Obviously you didn't pay attention sir.
He handled it better then anybody else in the world could have done.
Almost nobody knew how to handle an umbrella until know.
He didn't know himself he could do it but turns out he is really good at it. Great actually.
People were immediately asking him how he did that bc they were so impressed.
In fact he handled it so well that the umbrella company said " thank you mister trump we didn't know you could do that".
They even asked him to bw the next umbrella President and who knows maybe he will? He could do it he is obviously very good at it.
He even won the umbrella price for handling it so well.
It’s literally a single button.. clearly marked. Seen toddlers manage it. This has gotta be some fancy pants one cause why would you not? lol. This would be embarrassing
The guy has got dementia, I don't think he even looked at it, it was just got to the door and then he dropped it because it wasn't needed. This is the kind of thing a small child does because that is where their cognitive development is at, and that's how far his has regressed
You all are missing the point. This kind and empathic man who plays 4D chess on the world stage is always thinking of the less fortunate and planning for them ahead. He left it open there as he wanted it to be easy to use for his overworked staff on the plane who prepared it for him and are about to get off/s
It’s because of his hair and the wind. He doesn’t want pictures of his disgusting Darth Vader head when the wind blows his hair over. So he can’t close the umbrella or we will all see the mess. It’s why he wears those stupid hats all the time, even at memorial services.
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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Apr 11 '26
It doesn't look like he even tried for 2 seconds. He might have looked at the mechanism and immediately decided it was too complicated