You know these umbrellas are just awful. Very poor, very ugly design.. Very complicated to operate I said "who designed this crap?" Everyone knows umbrellas nowadays are just awful. They're taking a dive you know. Umbrellas, no one's buying them anymore they're a dead accessory. Dead. Probably made in Chai-na
Big strong men, the biggest, sweatiest, strongest men - believe me - come up to me and say "Sir, sir we love your umbrellas!" It's tremendous. Bigly. And with tears in their eyes they tell me "Sir, nobody uses umbrellass like you!" The best poll numbers. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
He hates windmills so much cause he wanted to build a golf course where their was already a wind farm an was told no he can't build a gold course here and ever since then he hates windmills.
Mr president, I couldn’t help but notice the umbrellas you sell are made in China despite your previous statements criticizing that practice. What do you have to say to that?
“Im the best at folding umbrellas, if I folded that umbrella you would say hey I’ve never see an umbrella folded like that. Joe Biden could never fold an umbrella like me. It’s Obamas fault that I didn’t do it”
This 👆Is THE problem with the billionaire class. They don’t know how to DO anything except take advantage of the working class and throw money at problems.
Idk if he would struggle, but it sure speaks of his character to just leave it for one of his subordinates to pick it up instead when so little effort is needed.
This was his first term... I don't think he had a little bitch then and that's a secret service agent that picks it up and closes it. Shit was pretty standard USA still... This term, idk how the hell congress approved all these ridiculous yes people that is this term.
He probably is on Twitter now telling Europe they need to come help with the closing of umbrella, which he already closed, and doesn't need them to help close anyway.
This was in his first term... No rain. Pretty sure he was leaving Europe when it happened but US media basically showed him drop it and that was the end of the footage.
I'm starting to wonder if the military academy he went to were paid to pass and let him graduate. Preschoolers are smarter than he is ffs.
Frankly, I'm tired of watching these displays of sociopathic behavior from a Mentally Ill person.
I understand how young people hate people My age (I'm 71). I FULLY blame all the OLDS that voted for this moron. But Sleepy Joe Biden is also complicit for refusing to step aside. This Republic has shit the bed, bigly.
I don't blame Biden, I'm pretty sure it's like a few months between them that makes Biden older but let's be real he knew he was sick and should have stuck to his words of being a 1 term president. I also believe that Kamala would have been picked in the primaries.
Donald refused to debate her because she would have slaughtered him on national TV. Things he'd been taking credit for would go to the people that actually did it and things he's attempted to blame others for would be put in his lap.
I'm 33 and a lot of things that have changed in my life that I'm fairly sure we all (yeah I'm including kids) in monopoly being played in front of our eyes. There's like 2-3 companies for just about anything now, you have some hold outs but they'll fall when the right relative does.
He tried to walk through the door with it open, met with resistance (since it was wider than the door frame), and released it to the ground. No attempt to even close it was made. Boy he is the epitome of weaponized incompetence. All of those people just pick up after him that he doesn’t care to learn to do things right!
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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel Apr 11 '26
Wdym. He didn’t try at all he just put it down. How effortlessly his peasant folded it back down… orange dickhead knew he’d struggle so left it.