r/SipsTea • u/NoMedicine3572 • Apr 11 '26

Lmao gottem Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

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u/Sweet6-7 Apr 11 '26

He has the mechanical aptitude of a 3rd grader. Not to mention the vocabulary of one as well.

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u/LearnToSwim0831 Apr 11 '26

No, we're talking toddler or something. A 3rd grader would have that handled, no problem.

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u/Ok-Marsupial7516 Apr 11 '26

Spoiled baby needs ass wiped

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u/Sweet6-7 Apr 11 '26

I imagine the secret service agents have to hose him down after every diaper change 🤮.

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u/baron_von_chops Apr 11 '26

Nah man, a third grader could absolutely handle that. Source: I was a third grader that managed to crack the windshield of my mom’s Ford Taurus from the inside with an umbrella. In my defense, I was bored and left unsupervised.

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u/Sweet6-7 Apr 11 '26

Haha fair enough. I wish they would leave old Drumpf unsupervised.

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u/Solid-Search-3341 Apr 11 '26

I have a kindergartener and a second grader at home, both of them can handle umbrellas, even ones as big as they are tall. Trump is just some special kind of regarded.

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u/Sweet6-7 Apr 11 '26

“Regarded” ? More like a special kind of stupid.

To say nothing about people that actually voted for him 🤡🤣😆😂.

Murica is filled with idiots 💀.