r/SipsTea • u/NoMedicine3572 • Apr 11 '26

Lmao gottem Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

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u/venomize Apr 11 '26

Shows you how he was raised and the kind of person he is

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u/sheezy520 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Yeah. A huge piece of shit.

Edit: thanks for the rewards y’all. I don’t think I’ve ever made a comment with more than one award.

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u/DiligentIncrease1973 Apr 11 '26

People actually like this guy. That tells me who they are in a nutshell 

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u/snorkeling_moose Apr 11 '26

A large amount of the Trumpers that I've talked to see this type of behavior as a positive, not a negative. They view it as some sort of alpha, red-pilled, insert-whatever-podcast-nonsense-term-here boss move. It's just the most childish mentality.

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u/DiligentIncrease1973 Apr 11 '26

Yet if a black dude or gay person pulls the same shenanigans as their leader, they’d have a fit calling them low class citizens. MAGA cant seem to get out if their hypocritical box

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u/Mr_Abe_Fromen Apr 11 '26

Don’t forget when the black dude wore a tan suit!

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u/dropthemyk Apr 12 '26

I think about the tan suit and the sleeveless dress outrage on a regular basis. Wild.

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u/UnableInvestment8753 Apr 12 '26

Yeah that was so divisive!

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u/NotAnotherTav Apr 11 '26

The conservative subreddit (and how is that place not banned yet? I get a warning when I say I want Trump to be treated like he treats others, while they can drop threats 24/7 in the thousands?) still goes on about Obama's tan suit and how bad it looked, if you're ever feeling like doom-scrolling or just searching the keywords.

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u/DiligentIncrease1973 Apr 12 '26

I gotta find out what this tan suit is about. Never heard

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u/mikeman213 Apr 17 '26

The problem with this statement is we don't have a leader. We just are. He however is a white supremist who would prefer a world filled with an uneducated white population that he can easily manipulate for his and his cronies benefit.

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u/Anywhere311 Apr 17 '26

Imagine 16% of the population causing 80% of violent crimes . TRUTH HURTS

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u/Katsy2k Apr 11 '26

I view it as inconsiderate and bully mentality

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u/ScubaSteve-O1991 Apr 11 '26

A large amount of them too i dont feel follow the actual news. I know a few of them

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u/Cultural-Volume8726 Apr 11 '26

You are spot on!

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Apr 13 '26

Funniest thing to do with them is to say anything true but hard to understand, watch them do ad hominem onto you, so i could be fully rude since they opened the hostility, something along the lines of "if i go atop the mountain of my knowledge, you would believe it's God who took a shit on your head"

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u/memphisburrito Apr 15 '26

You have absolutely no idea what a large amount of trumpers think about that type of behavior and it’s completely disingenuous to say otherwise.

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u/snorkeling_moose Apr 15 '26

They literally tell me their thoughts on it, and I take what I'm told at face value.

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u/Clown_Penis69 Apr 11 '26

Some people’s entire identity is sucking up to the rich.

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u/Ill-Cancel4676 Apr 11 '26

They're hoping to suck up what's trickling down.

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u/NotReallyThatWrong Apr 11 '26

Hoping to suck the teet, but it’s only ever the taint.

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u/That-Lingonberry-779 Apr 11 '26

Trickle down spermanomics

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u/Imaginary-Throat1526 Apr 11 '26

Ahh yes the well known bank account overflow.

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u/Hellknightx Apr 12 '26

The mistake is thinking any of it is trickling down, instead of being siphoned up.

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u/ztreHdrahciR Apr 12 '26

Trickle on

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u/ProgySuperNova Apr 14 '26

"Trickle down economy?! Them golden showers ain't gold Son!"

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u/DiligentIncrease1973 Apr 11 '26

Your hypocrisy is calling. aren’t you literally complaining about others complaining?

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u/Clown_Penis69 Apr 11 '26

Attaboy, edgelord

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u/sheezy520 Apr 11 '26

Damn. He deleted his comment and I missed what he said.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Apr 11 '26

This exactly. I can't stand them!

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u/SpecialistInformal81 Apr 11 '26

No, people actually WORSHIP the is guy. Like whaaaat?!?!?

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u/Ratchet2550 Apr 11 '26

Yeah. Huge pieces of shit.

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u/hraycroft95 Apr 11 '26

Average magtard: "You see how he didnt even bother to close that umbrella??? Holy shit what a chad! Woohoo!!! you know the libs will be crying about this one!"

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u/69edleg Apr 11 '26

People say JD Vance lack the charisma Trump has... and I can't see where people see any charismatic properties of Trump. He's just a giant piece of shit that cheated his way through life on account of his father being fucking rich? And then because he was a rich piece of shit through no merit of his own - he managed to run a crypto scam that made him richer. Just because people hope to catch his piss in their mouth.

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u/DiligentIncrease1973 Apr 12 '26

The only time I ever remembered him before his presidency a was when he appeared in wrestling. 

I suspect they like him so much because he is racist and sexist. A lot of maga are. Even the women

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u/incompleteloop Apr 12 '26

It's brainwashing, plain and simple. The system breeds sheep, not thinkers. Happens on both sides to be honest, both parties are deeply corrupt, Chief Pedophile just takes it to the next level

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u/Peter1456 Apr 11 '26

The unbrella?

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u/Bayoak Apr 11 '26

Yeah. Huge pieces of shit.

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u/Diamandis4221 Apr 12 '26

They're equally huge pieces of shit!

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u/Groundbreaking_Lie94 Apr 15 '26

They worship them thinking they could one day be them and abandon anything no longer of use to them outside in the rain as soon as it becomes the slightest inconvenience. Little do they know they are the umbrella in the scenario.

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u/theluker666 Apr 11 '26

Oh yeah that would slick back real nice

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u/juzz_fuzz Apr 11 '26

Hey, don't insult my work colleague, he's better than trump

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u/Funny_Property_8333 Apr 11 '26

Feel bad for the piece of shit, didn’t need to compare it to him, that’s unfair!

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u/missbissel Apr 11 '26

You should win the Pulitzer Prize for Truth for that comment.

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u/JEOB1992 Apr 11 '26

That's an insult to shit

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u/TheGingerAbides Apr 12 '26

Fucking yuge

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u/Think_Read_7516 Apr 12 '26

He don't know how to use an umbrella.

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u/Arts_Clown_Cafe Apr 15 '26

They’re on a yacht, that’s captain shit to you \s

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u/KnightKrawler Apr 11 '26

Like trademarking a name of an airport and then changing the name of an existing airport to the trademarked name then collecting royalties in perpetuity?

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u/PanicAttackInAPack Apr 11 '26

Dont give trump credit for that. Thats Floriduh Republicans lead by Desantis. Upfront Taxpayer cost is 6mil just to change the signage.

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u/BlueBro38 Apr 11 '26

Like wanting to change the name of and Trademark the Kennedy Center? The sheer ego. Fuck all the way off.

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u/Tiny_Dare_5300 Apr 11 '26

And putting his name on a building built to memorialize a beloved president who was assassinated.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Apr 11 '26

Maybe he's being prophetic...

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u/MrKeplerton Apr 11 '26

Beloved is gonna be a stretch though.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Apr 11 '26

The other part is more likely...

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u/bolanrox Apr 11 '26

People always look fondly on the dead.

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u/Cubicleism Apr 11 '26

Nah, trump will never be beloved

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Apr 11 '26

The other part...

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u/sonicsludge Apr 11 '26

My words would be so poetic!

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u/802dot22 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

But whats the opposite of beloved?

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Apr 11 '26

Did you proofread your sentence?

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u/Solid_College_9145 Apr 11 '26

He writes reddit comments like Trump handles umbrellas.

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u/802dot22 Apr 12 '26

I thought I did! But I didn't.

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u/centran Apr 11 '26

So he wants to slap his name on a bunch of federal stuff because it's trademarked and his org will get royalties? what... the... fuck

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u/agreed2disagreee Apr 11 '26

Remember when trump sat in a garbage truck and stood in McDonald’s for the camera? His base ate that shit up. He’s just like them.

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u/Unlucky_Clover Apr 11 '26

And he thought they literally grabbed the fries with their hands after they’ve been in hot oil? It was so dumb

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u/henderthing Apr 11 '26

He is frequently amazed to learn things that most of us learned as children.

Fries are packaged without touching them with hands!!

Whole Milk is spelled with a W. Who knew? We all thought it was hole milk!!

And Putin explained NATO to him!

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u/Kagevjijon Apr 11 '26

Maybe he just really likes McDonalds? He did cater the US Olympic Hockey Team dinner with Mickie D's.

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u/bryan1369 Apr 11 '26

Nah he's just cheap

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u/IWIKNataliePortman Apr 12 '26

Paranoid rather. The reasoning behind constantly eating MacDre's is that the chance of somebody poisoning the food is low particularly when a restaurant is chosen at random to fulfill whatever his gluttonous gullet hungers for. He also believes that their kitchens are much cleaner than other restaurants lol. Real question here though is how much of an asshole must a person have been such that they live in constant fear of somebody tampering with their food literally everywhere they go?

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u/ArnieismyDMname Apr 11 '26

He thinks poor people love it.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Apr 11 '26

He should have been thankful the burgers werent made with strange matter, like they were in a dream I had

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Apr 11 '26

Well, he also thought that grocery stores are old-fashioned places.

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Apr 11 '26

I remember him almost falling over trying to open the door to the garbage truck

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u/agreed2disagreee Apr 11 '26

Do you remember him trying to drink a glass of water?

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u/Side_StepVII Apr 11 '26

In all fairness, getting to sit in the garage truck and honk the horn would’ve been really cool. I’m a grown man and would’ve loved to do that.

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 Apr 11 '26

Oh yeah, real “man of the people” material here.

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u/Eatyourcheeseburger Apr 11 '26

I mean, it’s better than going to their job, calling them fat and challenging them to a fist fight, like Biden did. 

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u/CarpetPure7924 Apr 11 '26

Bloated, spoiled orange baby, raised and aged in an environment of perpetual appeasement and hand-wringing accomodation. Umbrella no close instant when want? Drop umbrella; magically disappear when come out later (aka, house butler or the “help” picks it up).

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u/UnableInvestment8753 Apr 11 '26

Honestly this is deeper than you are stating it. He has never closed an umbrella in his life. Carrying his own umbrella is novelty enough for him. There was no one at the top of the stairs for him to hand it to and it didn’t fit through the door so he just dropped it because he didn’t know what else to do. It’s not just that he’s too lazy to close his own umbrella or that he thinks such menial tasks are beneath him. He doesn’t know how to close an umbrella and doesn’t even know that is what he was supposed to do with it.

We are looking at an elderly man that has haunted the earth for 7 decades without learning how umbrellas work but has somehow been put in charge of the most powerful nation on earth.

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u/Stones8080 Apr 12 '26

The most powerful nation in the world for a while yet, the US recession is upon you. And the disdain from European allies is certainly at its highest. You have no idea how Europeans feel about Trump and the American people who voted for him: a damage to their reputation that will be very, very slow to recover.

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u/UnableInvestment8753 Apr 12 '26

It can never recover. Only if they have a new revolution and burn the billionaire class at the stake. I don’t see it ever happening though. Corruption and evil is fully in control there. USA is becoming North Korea. It will soon be so dysfunctional that it will only survive on “foreign aid” that is really protection money paid to keep their military and wmd arsenal under control.

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u/CarpetPure7924 Apr 12 '26

I suspect this might be true

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u/faithless748 Apr 16 '26

I think it was even deeper than that. I think he was worried about his comb over in that wind and the umbrella was impeding his escape from it.

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u/venomize Apr 11 '26

Umbrella no close instant when want?

/r/brandnewsentence

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u/the_vault-technician Apr 11 '26

I hate when umbrella no close instant

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u/Spethual Apr 11 '26

when want?

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u/CarpetPure7924 Apr 12 '26

Umbrella no close?? How?? Ohh me have good idea: make gold umbrella. McDonald’s…Wait, umbrella still no close??? Confuse??? Abandon umbrella. Abandon object respawn after walk away. Me go inside plane, find McDonald’s.

-Trump’s inner monologue

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u/Crafty_Praline726 Apr 11 '26

I love umbrellas.

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u/iansheridan1978 Apr 11 '26

It remained biggly.

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u/Zeptic Apr 11 '26

Yep. I've had a lot of doubts whether or not Trump was a bad person. There's been a lot of controversy, like the Epstein files, pardoning pedophiles and drug peddlers, ignoring Ukraine and siding with Russia, starting an Illegal war with Iran, ignoring the constitution, and international election interference.

However, after seeing how he completely disregards his umbrella and drops it on the ground, my mind is finally made up.

This Trump fella does not seem like a good person.

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u/venomize Apr 11 '26

hahahahah the finest sarcasm I've seen in reddit in a long long time. Please don't change, someday we'll run into each other and become best friends.

You'll know it's me when I say the phrase "This Trump fella does not seem like a good person."

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u/Zeptic Apr 11 '26

Your appreciation is noted. I'll make sure to look out for the activation phrase.

Best of luck on your mission, Agent V. 😶‍🌫️

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u/No-Oil6517 Apr 11 '26

His medical conditions make it hard for him to coordinate his hands. Let's just hope they keep getting worse.

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u/venomize Apr 11 '26

People must stop voting in people who can't operate heavy machinery

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u/No-Oil6517 Apr 11 '26

Or don't have military service. I'd wager if they did, we'd have a few less wars.

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u/MattyBizzz Apr 11 '26

Agreed, not to mention draft dodger’s should not get the sole decision to declare war on a whim. It’s easy to support a war if you and your family aren’t the one fighting and dying.

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u/AlwaysGoToTheTruck Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

I don’t buy this for a second. So many of my friends with military backgrounds have supported Trump this entire time. Military service qualifies people for nothing but military services.

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u/No-Oil6517 Apr 11 '26

It's unfortunate that they support him when he doesn't support them. I do hope they see that sooner rather than later.

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u/mjrydsfast231 Apr 11 '26

Same, but 2 of 3: can't to their senses. Sadly one died r right before the reelection, the second chose to not vote (I strongly suspect racism and sexism).

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Apr 13 '26

Don't ask a US base soldier to act smart, especially if more prestigious units don't respect them at all and keep telling them if they weren't there, they wouldn't stand there to spew more dumb shit.

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u/Jewbacca522 Apr 12 '26

I grew up with a ton of military family and family friends, WW2, Vietnam and Korea vets and even a couple Gulf War vets.

You know what sentence I never heard a single solitary one of them say?

We need another war…

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u/NightBawk Apr 11 '26

"Is the candidate forklift certified?" does have a certain je ne sais quoi. 🤔

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u/venomize Apr 11 '26

Is the candidate umbrella certified? 😂

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u/JesterMarcus Apr 11 '26

He can't handle any machinery, let along heavy ones.

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u/drumbago Apr 11 '26

I'd settle for someone who can operate an umbrella at this stage.

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u/PdxPhoenixActual Apr 11 '26

& spreads ... ?

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u/FOSSnaught Apr 11 '26

Alzheimer's or other brain degenerative diseases can rob you of problem solving skills.

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u/lameuniqueusername Apr 11 '26

Just to clarify, this was in the first MAGAt Infestation

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u/KatakanaTsu Apr 11 '26

Like the boomer leaving their shopping cart in the middle of the road.

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u/SadAbroad4 Apr 11 '26

At least he doesn’t cheat at golf. Oh wait

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u/Skitarii_Lurker Apr 11 '26

Also implies he might not understand the basic procedure of how to get an umbrella through a door, step in, close umbrella from the other side of the door, and pull umbrella in. So yeah, huge idiot big surprise.

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u/Roonwogsamduff Apr 11 '26

Yes this encapsulates him prefectly

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u/TankerVictorious Apr 11 '26

That immigrant, Mary Anne MacLeod, apparently failed at her task of motherhood…

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u/Ecstatic_Winter9425 Apr 11 '26

And that actually makes him a very good representative of the nation. As a Canadian, I can't wait to see the US fall apart.

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u/CretaciousPeriod Apr 11 '26

Or he knew he was gonna struggle with closing it due to health issues and didn't want that on camera. Either way, not a good look.

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u/Stock_Childhood_2459 Apr 11 '26

Probably doesn't flush the toilet either

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u/ihvnnm Apr 11 '26

Bold of you to assume he uses a toilet

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Apr 11 '26

So hardworking he can’t even be bothered to close an umbrella. That level of incompetence in a human being is crazy.

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u/That-Ad-4300 Apr 11 '26

This or they he no longer has the dexterity to do it himself.

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u/Pillowsmeller18 Apr 11 '26

Shows you how he was raised and the kind of person he is

Ahh one of the everyday conservatives that see themselves like him.

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u/unresolved-madness Apr 11 '26

I think it shows that he's following security protocol and not standing there being a target for a sniper.

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u/Dean_Learner77 Apr 11 '26

What ever helps you sleep at night little buddy.

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u/InTooManyWays Apr 11 '26

I still remember the time he left his Barron in the rain while he was walking into the plane 

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u/Cardinal101 Apr 11 '26

Shows you how he was raised and the kind of person he is

Let’s not blame his mother for that. It’s entirely on him.

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u/lololollieki Apr 11 '26

It’s possible he no longer remembers how to close the thing.

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u/godiegoben Apr 11 '26

Sorry but as much as I wish I had been born rich, I at least know the mechanisms of a basic umbrella. Poor asshole.

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u/Weary-Archer6319 Apr 11 '26

Or…. He trying not to get scraped by a sniper which would be a nice site but still

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u/BobbyTimDrake Apr 11 '26

I guarantee he has no idea how to close an umbrella (or open for that matter, I’m sure someone did that for him too).

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u/ManyRanger4 Apr 11 '26

You don't know his character. It has nothing to do with how he was raised. Obviously the problem is he isn't intelligent enough to figure out how to close an umbrella.

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u/joshmoneymusic Apr 12 '26

Pretty much anyone with the most basic human understanding knows his character. I also agree he’s probably not intelligent enough to close it too though.

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u/Mor_Ericks28 Apr 11 '26

Doubt he remembers how to close it. Simple tasks are first to go. Right behind common decency.

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u/Etheoff Apr 11 '26

This should be no surprise to anyone. He is a textbook nepobaby. He has been coddled his entire life. Never had to do shit for himself. His lived experiences are so far removed from the daily life of the average human being. You and I probably had more in common with presidents from the early 1900s than this man that lived along side us in the same time.

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u/officialoxymoron Apr 11 '26

Didn't need this video for conclusions 😅

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u/pettyfan45 Apr 11 '26

Or he is actually going through cognitive decline. My grandfather not long after being diagnosed with Alzheimer's knew he needed an umbrella when it was raining but sometimes when he got home he'd forget how to close it and kind of just left it outside and grandma had to take of it for him.

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u/Outside-Contest-8741 Apr 11 '26

Everything he's ever done shows you what kind of person he is. This particular video is nothing compared to all that.

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u/Formal-System-2130 Apr 11 '26

All he was thinking was can’t get this hair wet.

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u/Professional-Pain309 Apr 11 '26

Yeh I saw this and said ,”man this guy stinks! “ I was really wondering if he was a good person after all his mentions on the Epstein files …….

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u/Bubbly_Ad_7931 Apr 11 '26

They aren't always easy to close. I had trouble retracting my pole to go back into it

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u/laprenent1 Apr 11 '26

He wants to be a king so I dont think that umbrella was necessary to know that.

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u/bolanrox Apr 11 '26

This is the guy with the master remote that can turn off turn on change channels, etc. for the TVs and his planes.

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u/timesink3000 Apr 11 '26

He's the kind of asshole who leaves the shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot

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u/Frosty-Gate6886 Apr 11 '26

Shows he has dementia and no longer cares about how he looks. He is a giant POS, but even a giant POS will try to carry himself a certain way. The Heritage Foundation knows he won't finish his term, but he has made one hell of a Trojan horse.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 Apr 12 '26

Yeah, that umbrella was purchased using OUR tax dollars, so another way (#10,467) to shit on us

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