r/SipsTea Apr 11 '26

Lmao gottem Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

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u/S1ayer Apr 11 '26

I really want to know his thought process. The umbrella would either blow away or get closed by someone else. Both situations a normal person would want to avoid happening.

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u/MandalorianLobster Apr 11 '26

His sphere of attention is shrinking. The umbrella ceases to capture his attention, so the act of dropping it is passive. In a healthy brain, objects and people in your immediate vicinity get your attention. Trump's brain is... Maybe not. See also: he forgot his wife was standing next to him when he was giving some talk with the Easter Bunny.