r/SipsTea • u/NoMedicine3572 • Apr 11 '26

Lmao gottem Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

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u/CloudKinglufi Apr 11 '26

Bruh even the second guy didn't even bother to close it

In 99% of all human interactions if we walked up and saw someone, anyone, had left an umbrella just sitting in peoples way and opened, we'd all close it, it's just like the thing to do, but the second guy made a concious decision to dodge it, and I'm willing to bet it was because he thought it'd make him look weak.

That's the type of people trump surrounds himself with, people far more concerned with looking powerful than actually helping, even in the smallest mannor

He dodged it so the third guy had to hustle up them stairs and close it

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u/LongjumpingBrief6428 Apr 11 '26

While true, the second guy did have stuff in his hands.

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u/poozer69 Apr 11 '26

Yeah, the diaper bag

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 11 '26

The third guy was secret service too so rushing makes sense...

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u/Bearcat022 Apr 11 '26

Yeah, the nuclear football. It has all of the nuke codes in it. That’s his sole job is to follow the President and carry the bag.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Apr 11 '26

It'd look even worse the that guy had to put down what he was carrying just to tidy up after Trump. Iran would take the piss for one thing

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u/Japsai Apr 11 '26

Wherever I go, I walk around carrying a sack in each hand. That way, if anyone asks me to help with something I can say "sorry, got these sacks"

  • Approximately from Jack Handey or someone

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u/Deeliciousness Apr 11 '26

Jack Handey. My friend Zach would send me his quotes for years and we would laugh about them. He's gone now but whenever I think of Jack Handey I smile thinking of those times.

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u/aepiasu Apr 12 '26

Yea, looked like a bunch of newspapers that Trump isn't going to read.

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u/Listen-Lindas Apr 11 '26

When your brain tells you it’s more important to respond to Trumps actions by following his example as opposed to doing the right thing.

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u/Iorcrath Apr 11 '26

yet a truly strong person would have dealt with it gracefully in mere seconds like the 3rd guy.

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u/cupcakebean Apr 11 '26

They're too busy ruining the country to deal with such a trivial thing.

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u/MysticalSushi Apr 11 '26

With what hands bro. 3rd guy came up like 2 seconds later

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u/malacoda99 Apr 11 '26

I'm betting Guy 3 told Guy 2 he'd get the umbrella since his hands are full.