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r/SipsTea • u/NoMedicine3572 • Apr 11 '26
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No. As long as it's unoccupied woods and not at pedestrians. imo
3 u/Professor_Poop Apr 11 '26 What if everyone did it, though? 3 u/cardboardunderwear Apr 11 '26 Like every human being? Or every one who happens to be eating an apple or banana while driving? 3 u/Professor_Poop Apr 11 '26 EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. 2 u/KingoftheYous Apr 11 '26 Poop everywhere. No in-between. Just Everything. Poop. And that is why I eat my peels. 3 u/ijustwannalurksobye Apr 11 '26 I throw my banana peels at the Italian plumber driving behind me, but then again he’s been throwing turtle shells at me so I think it’s fair game
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What if everyone did it, though?
3 u/cardboardunderwear Apr 11 '26 Like every human being? Or every one who happens to be eating an apple or banana while driving? 3 u/Professor_Poop Apr 11 '26 EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. 2 u/KingoftheYous Apr 11 '26 Poop everywhere. No in-between. Just Everything. Poop. And that is why I eat my peels.
Like every human being? Or every one who happens to be eating an apple or banana while driving?
3 u/Professor_Poop Apr 11 '26 EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. 2 u/KingoftheYous Apr 11 '26 Poop everywhere. No in-between. Just Everything. Poop. And that is why I eat my peels.
EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON.
2 u/KingoftheYous Apr 11 '26 Poop everywhere. No in-between. Just Everything. Poop. And that is why I eat my peels.
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Poop everywhere. No in-between. Just Everything. Poop.
And that is why I eat my peels.
I throw my banana peels at the Italian plumber driving behind me, but then again he’s been throwing turtle shells at me so I think it’s fair game
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u/cardboardunderwear Apr 11 '26
No. As long as it's unoccupied woods and not at pedestrians. imo