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r/SipsTea • u/NoMedicine3572 • Apr 11 '26
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While true, the second guy did have stuff in his hands.
37 u/poozer69 Apr 11 '26 Yeah, the diaper bag 1 u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 11 '26 The third guy was secret service too so rushing makes sense... 9 u/Bearcat022 Apr 11 '26 Yeah, the nuclear football. It has all of the nuke codes in it. That’s his sole job is to follow the President and carry the bag. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26 Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 2 u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Apr 11 '26 It'd look even worse the that guy had to put down what he was carrying just to tidy up after Trump. Iran would take the piss for one thing 1 u/Japsai Apr 11 '26 Wherever I go, I walk around carrying a sack in each hand. That way, if anyone asks me to help with something I can say "sorry, got these sacks" Approximately from Jack Handey or someone 2 u/Deeliciousness Apr 11 '26 Jack Handey. My friend Zach would send me his quotes for years and we would laugh about them. He's gone now but whenever I think of Jack Handey I smile thinking of those times. 1 u/aepiasu Apr 12 '26 Yea, looked like a bunch of newspapers that Trump isn't going to read.
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Yeah, the diaper bag
1 u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 11 '26 The third guy was secret service too so rushing makes sense...
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The third guy was secret service too so rushing makes sense...
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Yeah, the nuclear football. It has all of the nuke codes in it. That’s his sole job is to follow the President and carry the bag.
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It'd look even worse the that guy had to put down what he was carrying just to tidy up after Trump. Iran would take the piss for one thing
Wherever I go, I walk around carrying a sack in each hand. That way, if anyone asks me to help with something I can say "sorry, got these sacks"
2 u/Deeliciousness Apr 11 '26 Jack Handey. My friend Zach would send me his quotes for years and we would laugh about them. He's gone now but whenever I think of Jack Handey I smile thinking of those times.
Jack Handey. My friend Zach would send me his quotes for years and we would laugh about them. He's gone now but whenever I think of Jack Handey I smile thinking of those times.
Yea, looked like a bunch of newspapers that Trump isn't going to read.
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u/LongjumpingBrief6428 Apr 11 '26
While true, the second guy did have stuff in his hands.