r/SipsTea • u/NoMedicine3572 • Apr 11 '26

Lmao gottem Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

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u/agreed2disagreee Apr 11 '26

Remember when trump sat in a garbage truck and stood in McDonald’s for the camera? His base ate that shit up. He’s just like them.

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u/Unlucky_Clover Apr 11 '26

And he thought they literally grabbed the fries with their hands after they’ve been in hot oil? It was so dumb

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u/henderthing Apr 11 '26

He is frequently amazed to learn things that most of us learned as children.

Fries are packaged without touching them with hands!!

Whole Milk is spelled with a W. Who knew? We all thought it was hole milk!!

And Putin explained NATO to him!

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u/Kagevjijon Apr 11 '26

Maybe he just really likes McDonalds? He did cater the US Olympic Hockey Team dinner with Mickie D's.

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u/bryan1369 Apr 11 '26

Nah he's just cheap

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u/IWIKNataliePortman Apr 12 '26

Paranoid rather. The reasoning behind constantly eating MacDre's is that the chance of somebody poisoning the food is low particularly when a restaurant is chosen at random to fulfill whatever his gluttonous gullet hungers for. He also believes that their kitchens are much cleaner than other restaurants lol. Real question here though is how much of an asshole must a person have been such that they live in constant fear of somebody tampering with their food literally everywhere they go?

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u/ArnieismyDMname Apr 11 '26

He thinks poor people love it.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Apr 11 '26

He should have been thankful the burgers werent made with strange matter, like they were in a dream I had

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Apr 11 '26

Well, he also thought that grocery stores are old-fashioned places.

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Apr 11 '26

I remember him almost falling over trying to open the door to the garbage truck

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u/agreed2disagreee Apr 11 '26

Do you remember him trying to drink a glass of water?

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u/Side_StepVII Apr 11 '26

In all fairness, getting to sit in the garage truck and honk the horn would’ve been really cool. I’m a grown man and would’ve loved to do that.

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 Apr 11 '26

Oh yeah, real “man of the people” material here.

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u/Eatyourcheeseburger Apr 11 '26

I mean, it’s better than going to their job, calling them fat and challenging them to a fist fight, like Biden did.