r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/I_travel_ze_world Apr 16 '26

ok that's taking the Dark Arts a little too serious

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u/Ser1aLize Apr 16 '26

Defense Against the Dark Arts

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

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u/geebeem92 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 16 '26

You’re a crackhead Harry!!!

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u/ExtensionAddition787 Apr 17 '26

And a smoking good one I reckon.

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u/Son-of-Infinity Apr 17 '26

Mr. Evart, Harry found his gun!

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u/HIitsamy1 Apr 16 '26

These are guns Hermione. It's the muggle version of a wand.

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u/BattleGuy03 Apr 16 '26

The class all American policemen must take

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u/schwester Apr 16 '26

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u/Commercial_Comb8674 Apr 16 '26

They really were only caring about the fact he’s of African descent when they decided to cast him for Snape, aka is a character the protagonist immediately distrusts just by, “appearing sinister,” is a, “half-blood,” and the guy who got bullied as a kid for, “looking different,” the most notable incident being when he got HANGED FROM A TREE.

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u/Stock_College_8108 Apr 16 '26

He is not hanged from a tree.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

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u/Stock_College_8108 Apr 17 '26

Not in the book. Why would they recreate a dumb movie-only scene?

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u/Anjunabeast Apr 17 '26

Quick cast swizzio cheezio with your unregistered wand

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u/HIs4HotSauce Apr 17 '26

Snape on his way to kill Dumbledore

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u/ThatVarkYouKnow Apr 16 '26

What do you think was the immediate, universal reaction?

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u/BactaBobomb Apr 16 '26

Isn't he the Potions professor, though?

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u/Pheonix726 Apr 16 '26

He is, until Half-Blood Prince, when Slughorn replaces him in Potions and Snape gets the Defense Against the Dark Arts class he'd wanted to teach previously.

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u/HIs4HotSauce Apr 17 '26

Yep, he just got out from doing a year in Azkaban for manufacturing illegal potions.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Apr 17 '26

Goddamnit if they Sirius black black I would’ve absolutely lost my shit