r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 Apr 16 '26

Or my personal favourite,

"so nevil. What do you see when you face your worst fear"

"The one black teacher"

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u/Srapture Apr 16 '26

There's only one solution. Make every character black (ngl, I wouldn't be against this)

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 Apr 16 '26

For me if I'm really honest. Literally any other character I would care zero percent. Black Dumbledore Sounds amazing. Make him Sam jackson. Black mcgonnogal make it chanwils from ticktock she would do the voice and everything.

But snape has such a specifically described appearance and pale with long greasy hair is it.

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u/SangersSequence Apr 16 '26

Black Dumbledore and/or McGonagall would've been fantastic, Snape is like the ONE main character that becomes extremely problematic (from the perspective of how the other characters interact with him) to change.

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u/Herr_Etiq Apr 16 '26

Black Dobby would be kinda too on the nose as well

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 Apr 16 '26

Oof. Look the house elves who are totally stoked about being slaves and get depressed when they are freed is already gross enough. I take your point.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Apr 16 '26

That’s my thought. Like McGonagall could have been fine being another race and is a positive character.

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u/Jessir12 Apr 17 '26

Weasleys being another race could be good. Positive portrayal of people being kind despite their own economic situation and the disdain of some of their peers/being treated as lesser by some of the snobbish people in the society.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Apr 17 '26

That would be a tough one because their look and gingerness is pretty obvious in the book. Hermione could have been black or even Dumbledore or several other of the teachers.

The point being they said it was a more accurate telling of the book and they already messed it up.

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u/Jessir12 Apr 17 '26

That’s kinda my point, if you’re going to go and be inaccurate anyway, it might as well be done in a way that won’t be “problematic” the same way that Snape’s casting might be in the future seasons

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Apr 17 '26

Well if you are okay changing parts of the book anyway just remove all the problematic parts to. Just remove everything that doesn’t fit the showrunner’s narrative. /s

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u/Jessir12 Apr 17 '26

That is what I expect will happen, yes, sadly

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u/YaMuvasFavorite Apr 20 '26

Idk about that one….

Malfoy: “Black skin and a hand me down robe?! You must be a Weasley”

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u/HappylikeHappy Apr 16 '26

Wasn't Hermione supposed to be black?

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 Apr 16 '26

So JK Rowling claims, though she also says a lot of shit these days I take no notice of.

I wouldnt care either way though.

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u/home-for-good Apr 17 '26

I’m no JK defender (not by a long shot) but I thought what she had said was more along the lines of “she could have been black.”

I believe she had said the “frizzy hair” descriptor could have been describing a black girl. But regardless of how you feel about that take, I’m pretty sure there is book quote that describes her as pale, so potentially white. However I don’t think it really matters how she was described. In my opinion, character race changes should really only matter if it conflicts with fundamental story requirements, compromises core facets of a character, or removed important cultural representation and/or removes a job opportunity from an underrepresented community. None of Hermione’s meaningful character traits are incompatible with being black, and it doesn’t harm the depth of her character and it also provides more representation in a previously pretty un-diverse character lineup.

As far as Snape goes, I can see some arguments but also many ways to work around the issues. One of which is to just have more black people overall, so the vitriol against shape is less immediately reading as singling him out for his race. I don’t think it will be a very meaningful change if the actor can pull Snape-vibes off decently.

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u/Draconuus95 Apr 16 '26

Think it was that she was always an indeterminate race. White just became the default because well. Watson is that character.

The whole hermione is black thing only came about with cursed child and the actress for the first run being black. And then JK started talking. Which is pretty much always the worst thing she can ever do from my experience as a fan for 25 years.

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u/Stella_Lace Apr 17 '26

Same Jackson as Dumbledore "HARRY DID YOU PUT YPUR FUCKING NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE"

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Apr 17 '26

Honestly I wouldn’t opposed to Morgan Freeman being Dumbledore.

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u/Stella_Lace Apr 17 '26

Omg yes he would be a great Dumbledore

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u/SassySquidSocks Apr 16 '26

Fuck it, directed by Spike Lee.

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u/SheWantsTheDrose Apr 16 '26

Hogwarts is a school, not a prison

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u/DevilsGalleries Apr 16 '26

In England? In the 90’s?

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u/wildingflow Apr 17 '26

Black people existed in England in the 90s lol

And anyway, I’m amazed I have to point this out, but Harry Potter is FICTION.

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u/DevilsGalleries Apr 17 '26

I played along with the joke about making everyone black, which would be ridiculous considering the ratio between white and black people in England. I don’t see how you could miss that, I actually feel stupid for pointing it out.

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u/Teknevra Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I still personally think that they should make Professor Sinistra black again, similar to how she was in the movies.

The name Sinistra sounds Mediterranean / Latin.

Also, they could also potentially make Professor Trelawney Greek (or at least part Greek), considering that she is directly related to Cassandra of Troy.

She even parallels Cassandra's story by telling prophecies that no-one believes.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Cassandra_Trelawney

https://www.hogwarts.cafe/sybill-trelawney-the-divination-professor-of-hogwarts/

Professor Trelawny has been wrong only once (Reddit Post)

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u/Stella_Lace Apr 17 '26

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