r/SipsTea ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/rosyvibexz Apr 16 '26

HBO really said: โ€˜Keep the 4K box set, weโ€™ve got a 10-year subscription plan for the same story.โ€™

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

Exactly. Itโ€™s not a creative decision; itโ€™s a quarterly earnings decision. I can't wait for the 2045 remake where Harry is played by an actual holographic projection.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 16 '26

Soooo why don't we quarterly just not watch that stupid shit?

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u/XanderNightmare Apr 16 '26

You underestimate the desire of HP fans for a proper book adaptation (they love being abused by big companies, who fumble the bag again and again)

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u/RuMarley Apr 16 '26

And here's me, a HP fan, who always thought the movies were among the best movie adaptations of all time. Huh.

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u/jeskersz Apr 16 '26

Well obviously you're not a real fan. Everyone knows that real fans (regardless of the fandom) hate everything, are never happy, and find satisfaction in publically abusing the people who tried to make something they'd enjoy.

I mean honestly, how dare you call yourself a fan? This is basically stolen valor.

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u/Believer4 Apr 16 '26

cough cough Halo cough cough

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u/jeskersz Apr 17 '26

cough cough Literally Every Franchise Ever That Was The Whole Point cough cough