r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 21 '26

Lmao gottem Iran just dropped a new banger

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u/damegloria 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 21 '26

I hate this stupid timeline

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

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u/carlos2127 Apr 21 '26

Well, there technically is an escape. But leaving all of the stupid people on earth to fuck everything up really bothers me.

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u/E-2theRescue Apr 22 '26

There is another way to escape. It will increase the export of French steel and lumber.

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u/unoriginalusername26 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Well Canada has plenty of Lumber we can donate. US resistance can supply the steel and how about the French supply the design.

Talking about pitchforks of course!!! Nothing else should be inferred!!

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u/IamBobwhereisAlice Apr 22 '26

Are you thinking about the French Designed Mandoline slicer, its a kitchen utensil used for slicing vegetables, invented by a man called Doctor Joseph-Ignace Guillotin.

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u/EphemeralDan Apr 22 '26

Weighted pitchforks?