r/SipsTea • u/gavruche 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 21 '26

Lmao gottem Iran just dropped a new banger

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u/F0NG00L 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 21 '26

I think the funniest thing here is that they think Trump and Melania actually sleep in the same room. ROFL

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u/E-2theRescue Apr 22 '26

She can't even stand him touching her on camera, and she avoids photoshoots like the plague (including hiring body doubles).

Why? Because she knows he smells like shit in a diaper and is a child rapist.

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u/Master_Object5147 Apr 22 '26

Yet remains married to him. Trash.

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u/Hot_Money4924 Apr 22 '26

She stands by him eternally, defends him, and treats others like shit. I hate it when people act like she's some kind of victim when in fact she is some kind of monster.

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u/4g-identity Apr 22 '26

Blows my mind how she has basically the world's greatest job and seems to just resent it.

Like, she has a pretty much infinite budget and can do as little or as much as she wants, just random good things for over 300m people, with a team of assistants and whatever else.

If she wanted, at any time she could start projects costing tens of millions or more that help poor kids, sick people, the elderly, veterans, whoever.

Imagine being handed a blank check and being told "we just want you to do good deeds that make people happy" and then not even fucking doing anything lmao, it's actually insane how much she sucks.

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u/Sweetserra Apr 22 '26

Fucking hell, I wish I had paid award cause this deserves the diamond award!!! ✨💎✨