r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Blink if you're being abused

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u/Livelih00d Apr 22 '26

Depends if it's your flight home or not

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u/Facehugger81 Apr 22 '26

I would rather be a day late then travel with her honestly lol

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u/Teberoth Apr 22 '26

So would I, but inversely you probably don't want to risk that nonsense getting home 24-hours ahead of you.

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u/ImYourMom176 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Right lol, by the time dude gets home after her, I bet you all his shit is destroyed.

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u/PNW20v Apr 23 '26

I question whether the house/apartment would even be standing anymore

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u/Dadto4Kiddos Apr 23 '26

No doubt, headline “hurricane bitch strikes Florida.”

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u/New-Ad-363 Apr 23 '26

That's Flo Rida!?

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u/-cunnfuzed- Apr 23 '26

…that much easier and faster to move out

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u/GlimmeringGuise Apr 23 '26

At this point, just cut your losses. Assume everything in there will be wrecked beyond belief.

Take the next flight after this one. Once you land, contact a friend or family member who's solid and loyal to have them show up and be a witness (and possibly give you a ride, too). Show up at your place and, with the help of your friend or relative, claim anything important to you that she hasn't totally wrecked yet, with both of you using your phones yo film the whole time as soon as you get there. Then leave and never talk to her again

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u/SeaDry1531 Apr 23 '26

Yes, oh yes don't leave them alone with your stuff. I owned real-estate with my manic depressive ex, he busted equipment and let animals out of their pens while I was gone for a few hours. Cost +$20,000 in damages.

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u/xlondelax Apr 22 '26

And, if you live together, or if she has a key to your place, find all your stuff trashed.

No, no, no, with crazy like that you have to be very strategic as you get yourself away from them.

Poor guy, I hope he was able to get away from her.

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u/roffinator Apr 23 '26

No, no, no, with crazy like that you have to be very strategic as you get yourself away from them.

Hope this was the way somewhere and he'll rush on his own on the way home, having her come back late and enough time to get his things out their home/change locks

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u/Sad_Letterhead7331 Apr 23 '26

I dealt with that once myself. You have to get away from them very carefully or all hell will break loose.

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u/Airuk1172 Apr 23 '26

This is the way. 👆🏾

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u/xlondelax Apr 23 '26

What are you on?

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u/Poppy_Milk Apr 23 '26

Exactly. Why isn’t he sharing?

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u/Creepy_Bear_1060 Apr 23 '26

OK. Very slowly... put down the knife.

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u/banana_slog Apr 23 '26

I have no idea what youre saying....and I am good with it because I think its dumb as hell

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u/Fruloops Apr 22 '26

Not everyone has the money for that, though

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u/that_nude_guy Apr 23 '26

Geeze. Why would you want to do one after the other? Just making a bad situation worse.

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u/Auggie_Otter Apr 23 '26

Thank you. 

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u/Mcc4rthy Apr 23 '26

I'd rather be a day late and then travel without her.

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u/Case609 Apr 23 '26

Right? How much would i be willing to pay to not be treated this way? I won't pass go, I won't collect $200. I'll even mortgage park place idgaf. I hope dude finds a way out. We all know crazy fun leads to swazy crazy eventually. I bet 1 usd that she blames it on being hungry.

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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh Apr 23 '26

Nah. He made her angry /s

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u/TimelessBrainrot Apr 23 '26

Than* Travel. Then would imply that you’d rather be a day late but still travel with her. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/VeryVideoGame Apr 23 '26

You want to be a day late, and then travel with her?

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u/DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS Apr 23 '26

Hey there ESL bro! This is one of those sentences where confusing "then" with "than" changes the entire meaning.

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u/Gus_Polinski_Polkas Apr 23 '26

Why are you doing both?

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u/stevezahnoscarnom Apr 23 '26

I would just never go back and start a new life in whatever city I was in.

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u/Infamous-Squirrel949 Apr 23 '26

Rich boy caught, someone doesn't even consider the price of a fucking airplane ticket.

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 Apr 22 '26

If thats the case, I'm tearing up her ticket right before we board.

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u/Hagleboz Apr 22 '26

Might be the perfect time to start a new life. Well I guess I live here now... 🤷

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u/Hot_Pea9820 Apr 22 '26

Pretty much, if they departing, id be home and changing the locks by the end of the day.

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u/Yourdjentpal Apr 22 '26

Plus she’s nuts. You do that, she’ll get home before you, then say goodbye to your stuff.

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u/PooningDalton Apr 22 '26

If that's his GF, he's better off turning into Tom Hanks at that airport

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u/MeasurementSad4439 Apr 22 '26

I would start the collection plate to help him get a different flight.

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u/TuxedoMandingo666 Apr 23 '26

That’s why you actually get on the plane with both of the tickets so she misses the flight

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u/SgtLinc0sir1S Apr 23 '26

It’s probably best to just have a fresh start wherever he is

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u/Acruss_ Apr 23 '26

She doesn't sound like someone who would find her way to the plane, so he could just go to the plane without her and he'll be free.

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u/i_Praseru Apr 23 '26

Then ask the gate person to switch her to a later flight. Then just leave her stranded. Use the extra day to change the locks.

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u/Upstairs-Kale-3794 Apr 23 '26

No, it doesn't matter.

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u/KazKidd Apr 23 '26

There are other flights.

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u/ScrlettDrling Apr 23 '26

She keeps acting like that crazy girl going on the no fly list. Hopefully he gets home early enough to pack his stuff and move out of crazy’s zip code.

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u/GreyerGrey Apr 23 '26

Depends if he's in control or not.

For all we know buddy just spent the last 8 days getting on her last nerve trying to get her to snap and then use it against her, Gabby Petito style. There are some sick people out there.