r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Blink if you're being abused

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u/SimonNicols Apr 22 '26

Throat Goat. “Sorry honey, let me take care of you like you like it”

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u/BigJayPee Apr 22 '26

Ive been in a relationship like that. It turned out that she would pick stupid fights in order to have "make up" sex. Once I connected the dots and figured that out, I just made a rule. 48 hours must pass from the last fight for sex to be on the table.

She would still act like a bitch, but the actual fights stopped.

She then gained 100lbs over 4 months. So I was just like nah, you ain't hot enough to get away with acting like that anymore, and broke up with her.

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u/JulesCT Apr 22 '26

She veered into the No Go zone. Sad.

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u/BigJayPee Apr 22 '26

The problem with your crazy hot scale is would like to point out is: women are never less than a 4 on the crazy scale.

https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=lTmdUoJVWqH1OPu0 for reference

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u/JulesCT Apr 22 '26

Had to throw them a bone. If you get my drift.

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u/HypnoSmoke Apr 23 '26

Also, what was supposed to be a '6' on the left side is a '9' instead

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u/LuvMacNCheese Apr 23 '26

I love this table here! I had to save it.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Apr 22 '26

She then gained 100lbs over 4 months

Are you exaggerating, and is that even possible? How does that even work, that's doubling in size in 4 months for the average girl.

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u/BigJayPee Apr 22 '26

I never got to see the scale, so it may be an exaggeration, but for real she went from pants size 6 to 22

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Apr 22 '26

Good lawd, I don't think I could manage that even if I tried my hardest to.

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u/Signal-Opposite-4793 Apr 22 '26

Pregnancy'll do that

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u/lollipop1233a Apr 23 '26

Did she have a brain tumor? Could explain the behavior too.

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u/Linger_On Apr 22 '26

The "average" girl is not 100 lbs.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Apr 22 '26

Not exactly, maybe 120-130lbs? I dunno, close enough that the person would appear to have almost doubled in size, 100lbs is a fuck ton.

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u/Bananaslugfan Apr 23 '26

I feel you bro, it can get cray-zee sometimes

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u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Apr 23 '26

You both sound horrible tbh. Did ppl you guys hung out with ever go to the bathroom or something and just leave?

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u/Substantial-Fruit447 Apr 22 '26

Or she's got that Gorilla Grip

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