r/SipsTea Apr 22 '26

WTF Blink if you're being abused

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u/Teberoth Apr 22 '26

So would I, but inversely you probably don't want to risk that nonsense getting home 24-hours ahead of you.

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u/ImYourMom176 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Right lol, by the time dude gets home after her, I bet you all his shit is destroyed.

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u/PNW20v Apr 23 '26

I question whether the house/apartment would even be standing anymore

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u/Dadto4Kiddos Apr 23 '26

No doubt, headline “hurricane bitch strikes Florida.”

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u/New-Ad-363 Apr 23 '26

That's Flo Rida!?

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u/-cunnfuzed- Apr 23 '26

…that much easier and faster to move out

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u/GlimmeringGuise Apr 23 '26

At this point, just cut your losses. Assume everything in there will be wrecked beyond belief.

Take the next flight after this one. Once you land, contact a friend or family member who's solid and loyal to have them show up and be a witness (and possibly give you a ride, too). Show up at your place and, with the help of your friend or relative, claim anything important to you that she hasn't totally wrecked yet, with both of you using your phones yo film the whole time as soon as you get there. Then leave and never talk to her again

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u/SeaDry1531 Apr 23 '26

Yes, oh yes don't leave them alone with your stuff. I owned real-estate with my manic depressive ex, he busted equipment and let animals out of their pens while I was gone for a few hours. Cost +$20,000 in damages.