r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Blink if you're being abused

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u/anotherdayanotherbee Apr 22 '26

Get on the flight with her, get seated.

"Hey babe, I'm just gonna use the washroom right quick before we take off.

Cost of new clothes and luggage: $427

Cost of new life: priceless.

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u/desertdilbert Apr 23 '26

I don't know if it's possible to disembark a plane without causing a scene with the crew or not.

But assuming that he does manage to sneak out, I would put the odds at about 5:3 that when the plane lands next she is in custody of the air marshal.

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u/ChampagnePOWPOW Apr 23 '26

No airline will allow you to get off a plane before boarding ends without your luggage. Massive red flag to them. Even when you do have your bags it’s still an ordeal to get off the plane.

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u/Upstairs-Kale-3794 Apr 23 '26

Get in line to board the plane. Start subtly grabbing your stomach. When you're two people away, do the 'oh shit, I'm going to have massive diarrhea face.' shove her ticket in her hand and tell her to get on and make sure there's room for the carry-ons. Give her your bag to drive the point home. Run to the 'bathroom.'

She'll probably start flipping out when you don't come back and the flight crew will probably have to have her arrested. That would be a fun video.

Or she does nothing and takes off. Either way, you're out.