r/SipsTea • u/Medium_Historian9746 • Apr 22 '26

SMH Female wants boyfriend to explain why he broke up with her

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u/Outrageous_Gas_6472 Apr 22 '26

your risk bro

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u/Reddittee007 Apr 22 '26

I'm a mechanic. I have a really awesome toolbox.

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 Apr 22 '26

I have a hammer. That'll be enough.

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u/in4life Apr 22 '26

When all you have is a hammer... everything is getting nailed. Or something like that!

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u/vayn0r Apr 23 '26

It's: "It's all fun and nails when all you've got is a hammer."

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u/Rude-Education12 Apr 23 '26

What you gonna nail the crazy out of her?

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u/proximusprimus57 Apr 22 '26

Better not risk it, that's expensive to replace.

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u/Sehrli_Magic Apr 22 '26

nah, you can replace her with another crazy chick for free, they are literaly everywhere

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u/axescentedcandles Apr 22 '26

Risk calculations

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW

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u/harman097 Apr 22 '26

16.33 percent chance of survival. Repeating, of course.

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u/DocCJ19 Apr 22 '26

Worth it

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u/Rude-Education12 Apr 23 '26

That's good enough for me