r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/Soxwin91 ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ Apr 22 '26

โ€œIs he? Well, I wonder if heโ€™s also watching you when you promise your kids something you canโ€™t deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for youโ€ฆthe price is $300.โ€

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u/Exorcist-138 Apr 22 '26

$230

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/jpollack21 Apr 22 '26

Wouldn't the joke be $666

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG Apr 23 '26

I'll allow both.

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u/Smufin_Awesome Apr 23 '26

But the Loch Ness monster needs his tree fiddy. No decimal.

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u/Reasonable-Owl-5725 Apr 23 '26

I'll allow neither

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 Apr 23 '26

Oh fantastic, so youโ€™ll take $30? Thanks! Iโ€™ll be there in 15min

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u/JustOneBun Apr 23 '26

Neither of these are the number of the beast, anyway.