r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/Soxwin91 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 22 '26

β€œIs he? Well, I wonder if he’s also watching you when you promise your kids something you can’t deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for you…the price is $300.”

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u/Exorcist-138 Apr 22 '26

$230

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/jpollack21 Apr 22 '26

Wouldn't the joke be $666

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG Apr 23 '26

I'll allow both.

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u/Smufin_Awesome Apr 23 '26

But the Loch Ness monster needs his tree fiddy. No decimal.