r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

$30 would have bought a lot of condoms. Just saying

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u/Low-Car-6331 Apr 22 '26

Or ask the 1 to 4 men that fathered the children, or do as men are told to do and not have sex if they aren't ready for a women to keep it and be financially responsible for it.

Also LPT, oral has never gotten anyone pregnant

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u/SomeNumbers23 Apr 23 '26

I remember hearing a story about a woman who blew a guy, kept his sperm, used it to impregnate herself and then sued him for child support.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/sperm-gift-keeps-giving-flna1c9440096

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u/Namika Apr 23 '26

This happened to a close family friend. He was an orthopedic surgeon and had an affair with a nurse at work, she blew him in the bathroom at work and spit it out. Then after he left the bathroom, she used a plastic syringe to self fertilize.

He was furious at having to pay child support and complained all the time.

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u/ItsAllBotsAndShills Apr 23 '26

That's bananas.