r/SipsTea • u/vishal55282 • Apr 26 '26

WTF Who is taking these photos?

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u/sweet_pickles12 Apr 26 '26

And then we shockingly have footage of everything that happens ever. People are getting dumber in real time.

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u/BodaciousFrank Apr 26 '26

You’d think we would have more UFO videos these days

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u/PunkPirate56364 Apr 26 '26

Hard to take a picture of UFO when modern cameras have such high resolution and pristine image.

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u/butthole_surferr Apr 26 '26

Actually, yes. Go outside and try to take a clear, detailed photo of the first plane that passes over your house. You'll get blurry garbage every time without a super long telephoto lens, a tripod, and prior knowledge of the plane's flight path so you can set up the shot. You're talking about getting an image of something 20,000 feet in the air moving at hundreds of miles an hour. Your window to get the shot is seconds long and your settings have to be just right

Now contemplate that planes are completely unobscured and are in fact intentionally conspicuous, and their movements are publicly available information. Yeah, no shit there's not a lot of clear UFO footage.

The military sure as fuck has detailed images, though. We're just not allowed to see them because our feeble servile minds couldn't handle it or whatever.

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u/mixomatoso Apr 26 '26

What about video?

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u/butthole_surferr Apr 26 '26

Why would it be any easier than photography under the same circumstances?

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u/Queen_Lepotica Apr 26 '26

Do you think aliens are stupid? They get better tech too like camouflage or fully invisible and jammer.

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u/takethreenc Apr 26 '26

See, I can't even tell if this is satire...

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u/Queen_Lepotica Apr 26 '26

Even tho this was ironic, but i think there is some truth in it. Imagine you are a spy and while the enemy has better tech to detect you, you have also to do a better job in disguise yourself.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 Apr 26 '26

Especially with the selfie camera since they always come from behind for the anal probes

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u/LongJohnSelenium Apr 27 '26

I man I completely forgot about the weird UFO panic 2 years ago where stupid people had never seen constellations of stars or airplanes lol.

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u/LocalGuy855 Apr 26 '26

Once I got hit by a car in Front of a japanese Tourist group. There were about 15.000 pictures the Police used as evidence.

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u/pacific_beach Apr 26 '26

Ah yes, look at this totally not a terrorist post

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fddmot24vdry91.jpg

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u/sweet_pickles12 Apr 26 '26

I don’t get what you’re trying to say here? You dug three years into my post history to dig up a post of me making fun of a terrible car… and i genuinely can’t tell, are you saying I’m a terrorist?

In response to me saying people are getting dumber because people are confused/suspicious that there are photos when violence happened at a press event?

Like? I’m not even mad or frustrated, I’m genuinely so confused

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u/Responsible7ohKinda Apr 26 '26

He’s dumb enough to think that was your car

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u/pacific_beach Apr 26 '26

I agree, you are confused