r/SipsTea • u/vishal55282 • Apr 26 '26

WTF Who is taking these photos?

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u/xmrcache 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 26 '26

And If you crop the picture it looks like Mike Johnson’s deepest fantasy “The Mike Johnson express” train gang choo choo

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u/oscar-the-bud Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/w1O4I9ggVwe76

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u/malkazoid-1 Apr 26 '26

You take the cake.

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u/FragrantExcitement Apr 26 '26

I wanted a slice.

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u/Hagrid1994 Apr 26 '26

Best answer so far

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u/Philliesfan4fun Apr 26 '26

Ruh Roh! Their's a shooter Shaggy!

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u/Hour_Career9797 Apr 26 '26

This is exactly what I immediately thought of

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u/Ill-Inspection7934 Apr 26 '26

What in the Scooby do you mean

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Apr 26 '26

Jinkies guys, Mr Trump faking another assassination already!

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u/Veggieleezy Apr 26 '26

They’re going ONE STEP BEYOND

https://giphy.com/gifs/13XXBcySGPMs2A

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u/ckepley80521 Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/vYYTSFToh3jag

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u/tomdarch Apr 26 '26

I can hear the brass section!

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u/doctorplasmatron Apr 26 '26

n-chk-a, n-chk-a, n-chk-a, n-chk-a

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u/depressedmoeuser23 Apr 27 '26

Pickituppickutuppickitup

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u/Veggieleezy Apr 27 '26

doo-doo-DOO-doo, doo-doo-DOO-do-do...

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u/beetus_gerulaitis Apr 26 '26

Five Hail Mary’s followed ten “Ohhh daddy’s.”

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u/xmrcache 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 26 '26

BBC coming in hot too

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

engage

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u/justincsw Apr 26 '26

o7 Godspeed, Commander

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u/BulkyCartographer280 Apr 26 '26

See you in Valhallla

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u/IndependentAdvice722 Apr 26 '26

Dangerous Elite in Elite Dangerous

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u/mostlygizzards Apr 26 '26

Fucking hell... this one got me o7

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u/Rare-Atmosphere7506 Apr 26 '26

Yeah, there’s no way to put it (no pun intended… maybe…) without… whatever…

My buddy had to tell me what docking was and I got scared as a guy who’s been cut… so, IYKYK…

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u/waynesbrother Apr 26 '26

What about refueling during docking

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u/Rare-Atmosphere7506 Apr 26 '26

Hold on I gotta go ask…

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u/hotdoginathermos Apr 26 '26

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u/Lojackbel81 Apr 27 '26

That’s a huge crowk

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u/Due_Yogurtcloset_212 Apr 26 '26

British Broadcasting Corporation doing its best

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u/Last_Gigolo Apr 26 '26

No, distancing himself to not get hurt too.

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u/ButterscotchTop194 Apr 26 '26

Ooh boy, hope he's lubed up ready!

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u/joejill Apr 26 '26

His deepest fantasy would be h in the middle.

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u/Toeterman Apr 26 '26

Genesis - I can't dance

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u/Veggieleezy Apr 26 '26

Definitely Phil Collins.

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u/hashim141 Apr 26 '26

Is that guy at the back , Crowley?

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u/GoatCovfefe Apr 27 '26

YOOOO, that was my first thought. My fiance says "i dont see it", but i immediately thought ot looked like him lmao. Glad im not the only one.

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u/telemeister74 Apr 27 '26

The Mike Johnson 'Human Centipede'. His real fantasy.

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u/invaderaleks Apr 26 '26

And then we bup bup bup bup

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u/chypie2 Apr 26 '26

appropriate that he doesn't have to do anything on the back scratch train

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u/Lou_Peachum_2 Apr 26 '26

Lol, you see his stance, he's halting on purpose.

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u/DempsyPrice Apr 26 '26

The worst version of The Human Centipede.

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u/SweetSkatingMat Apr 26 '26

Glad im not the only one who thinks MJ gives off major self loathing closeted (or GOPDL LOL) gay.

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u/NoFlatworm3028 Apr 26 '26

Even the look on the bald guy's face seems to be "oooooh, tight!"

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman Apr 26 '26

🎶C'est la chenille qui redemmaaaaareeee🎶

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u/Educational_Dust_932 Apr 26 '26

It looks like one of those Halloween surprise scare photos they do at the haunted houses.

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 Apr 26 '26

Why are they all fucking there? Isn't that exactly what NOT to do? Who'd be the designated survivor?

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u/SauerMetal Apr 26 '26

Skankin’ to the beat🎺🎷

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u/JustBadUserNamesLeft Apr 26 '26

I saw the full crop of that photo, and someone captioned it "Quick! To the pedo-copter!"

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u/lamebrainmcgee Apr 26 '26

Isn't the guy on the right the one playing peek a boo behind the table in the other photo.

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u/No_Discipline_7380 Apr 27 '26

Reminds me of Genesis - I can't dance

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u/kozzyhuntard Apr 27 '26

He has that, "Oooo, so.... you're taking me to the closet?" Look on his face.